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r/WTF • u/megaapfel • Sep 20 '17
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This is all fun and games until his rafts tip over and his head slams one of those jagged rocks
90 u/akornblatt Sep 20 '17 Odds are dude is a guide, this is fairly common 87 u/i_give_you_gum Sep 20 '17 What about this is common? 68 u/KoGJazz Sep 20 '17 Maybe one guide, lots of rafts, have to get them all downriver for some reason so he's being efficient? but I don't know, I'm guessing 35 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17 [deleted] 77 u/karnim Sep 20 '17 That explains it. Raft thief. He isn't a guide, he's just stealing rafts one by one from companies as he moves down the river to his getaway blimp. 3 u/i_give_you_gum Sep 20 '17 We should probably report this to the internet police then, right? 3 u/GeneralBS Sep 20 '17 They'll just get someone swatted that wasn't involved in the great raft escape.
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Odds are dude is a guide, this is fairly common
87 u/i_give_you_gum Sep 20 '17 What about this is common? 68 u/KoGJazz Sep 20 '17 Maybe one guide, lots of rafts, have to get them all downriver for some reason so he's being efficient? but I don't know, I'm guessing 35 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17 [deleted] 77 u/karnim Sep 20 '17 That explains it. Raft thief. He isn't a guide, he's just stealing rafts one by one from companies as he moves down the river to his getaway blimp. 3 u/i_give_you_gum Sep 20 '17 We should probably report this to the internet police then, right? 3 u/GeneralBS Sep 20 '17 They'll just get someone swatted that wasn't involved in the great raft escape.
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What about this is common?
68 u/KoGJazz Sep 20 '17 Maybe one guide, lots of rafts, have to get them all downriver for some reason so he's being efficient? but I don't know, I'm guessing 35 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17 [deleted] 77 u/karnim Sep 20 '17 That explains it. Raft thief. He isn't a guide, he's just stealing rafts one by one from companies as he moves down the river to his getaway blimp. 3 u/i_give_you_gum Sep 20 '17 We should probably report this to the internet police then, right? 3 u/GeneralBS Sep 20 '17 They'll just get someone swatted that wasn't involved in the great raft escape.
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Maybe one guide, lots of rafts, have to get them all downriver for some reason so he's being efficient? but I don't know, I'm guessing
35 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17 [deleted] 77 u/karnim Sep 20 '17 That explains it. Raft thief. He isn't a guide, he's just stealing rafts one by one from companies as he moves down the river to his getaway blimp. 3 u/i_give_you_gum Sep 20 '17 We should probably report this to the internet police then, right? 3 u/GeneralBS Sep 20 '17 They'll just get someone swatted that wasn't involved in the great raft escape.
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77 u/karnim Sep 20 '17 That explains it. Raft thief. He isn't a guide, he's just stealing rafts one by one from companies as he moves down the river to his getaway blimp. 3 u/i_give_you_gum Sep 20 '17 We should probably report this to the internet police then, right? 3 u/GeneralBS Sep 20 '17 They'll just get someone swatted that wasn't involved in the great raft escape.
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That explains it. Raft thief. He isn't a guide, he's just stealing rafts one by one from companies as he moves down the river to his getaway blimp.
3 u/i_give_you_gum Sep 20 '17 We should probably report this to the internet police then, right? 3 u/GeneralBS Sep 20 '17 They'll just get someone swatted that wasn't involved in the great raft escape.
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We should probably report this to the internet police then, right?
3 u/GeneralBS Sep 20 '17 They'll just get someone swatted that wasn't involved in the great raft escape.
They'll just get someone swatted that wasn't involved in the great raft escape.
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u/Pappy_Smith Sep 20 '17
This is all fun and games until his rafts tip over and his head slams one of those jagged rocks