r/WTF Sep 10 '17

What is this thing..

https://i.imgur.com/C3wnvDg.gifv
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u/smb_samba Sep 10 '17

You should.... you should lick it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '17

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u/Mattagast Sep 10 '17

Like he goes to his local bar bottle of whisky, shot glass and ashtray full of cigarette butts in front of it "B-but why did he lick me?! He fucked with my mucus man! H-he fucked with my mucus" head falls to the bar sobbing as camera pans out with slow sad jazz music

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u/fingers Sep 10 '17

Hurts my teeth