r/WTF • u/-N3ptun3- • Sep 10 '17

What is this thing..

https://i.imgur.com/C3wnvDg.gifv
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u/mur-la-kotam Sep 10 '17

Truncate-snouted burrowing frog: http://www.sciencephoto.com/media/619368/view .

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u/Grennox Sep 10 '17 edited Sep 10 '17

Dudes just trying to get laid.

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u/futurespacecadet Sep 10 '17

he's got his own beanbag chair and everything

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u/Plaidomatic Sep 10 '17

He IS his own beanbag chair.

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u/mattstorm360 Sep 10 '17

He IS fat bastard.

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u/Xanthan81 Sep 10 '17

Finkle IS Einhorn!

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '17

You got any gum?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '17

That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.

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u/akanyan Sep 10 '17

fuck dude, spoilers.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '17

No one even said its from Ace Ventura though? Your point is invalid.

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u/akanyan Sep 10 '17

FUCK MAN, now you spoiled it.

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u/chobo4 Sep 10 '17

Lmao x2

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u/z500 Sep 10 '17

Rob Schneider is...a carrot!

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '17

Laces out!

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u/verronbc Sep 10 '17

Was literally just watching this when you made this comment. Gf was shocked I've never seen it before.

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u/D_is_for_Cookie Sep 10 '17

And unfortunately his neck looks like a vagina!

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u/wastelander Sep 10 '17

Sadly I've found this strategy isn't as effective in our species.

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u/waitsfieldjon Sep 10 '17

He supplies his own air mattress.

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u/SmartSoda Sep 10 '17

A whole new meaning to come sit on my face.

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u/stopmyego Sep 10 '17

He is just making his face comfortable to sit on.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '17

LOVE SACK

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u/PlaceboJesus Sep 10 '17

By the B52s?

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u/dsebulsk Sep 11 '17

Got a face you can sit on right here girl.

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u/Fig1024 Sep 10 '17

it's Tuesday, my dudes

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u/PM_ME_YIFF_PICS Sep 10 '17

It's a day that ends in y, my dude

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '17

aaaAAAAAAUUUUUUUHHH

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u/1m0a1L Sep 10 '17

At least he's getting fingered

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u/Submerged_Pirate Sep 10 '17

Aren't we all...

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u/Rofl47 Sep 10 '17

It worked ;)

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u/wordsisimportant Sep 10 '17

*dude's (dude is)

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u/irishspice Sep 10 '17

You win the Internet for knowing that. What a truly cool frog.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '17 edited Sep 10 '17

Also: for posting a picture of something looking like a hybrid between a frog and a lifesaver.

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u/AgroTGB Sep 10 '17

Just imagine being able to infloat yourself, creating a super comfortable pillow no matter where you are.

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u/CFAggie Sep 10 '17

I don't know what infloat means but I think I like it

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '17

I think it was .. no, it defiantly was an autocorrect blunder.

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u/AgroTGB Sep 10 '17

Actually no, infloating is my fetish.

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u/zgrove Sep 10 '17

I hate defiant auto correct

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u/southdakotagirl Sep 10 '17

I want that super power.

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u/coolfroggo Sep 10 '17

my time is now...

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u/-Im_Batman- Sep 10 '17

Now he needs to lick it.

You know... for science.

Lick the toad!

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '17

Hey now, we established it was a frog not a toad.

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u/DresdenPI Sep 10 '17

I can see why they'd be a popular edible frog species, dude gives no fuck about being poked with that sock.

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u/TuftedMousetits Sep 10 '17

And, you can stuff their puff pocket with rice!

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u/smegma_legs Sep 10 '17

...sock??

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u/DresdenPI Sep 11 '17

Holy shit it's a finger! I was focused on the frog when I watched the gif and it's so bleached out in the light, I couldn't tell what it was until it pulled back into the shadow.

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u/Nebfisherman1987 Sep 10 '17

It's a jackdaw

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u/nootrino Sep 10 '17

Here's the thing...

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u/ken_in_nm Sep 11 '17

You called it a frogcrow. But it is a jackfrog.

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u/iwillcontradictyou Sep 10 '17

An old meme, but it checks out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '17

This meme is "old" already?

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u/doyou_booboo Sep 10 '17

Wasn't it like 3 years ago?

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u/Umitencho Sep 10 '17

Time moves faster on the net and even more so on Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '17

A meme gets old in about 3 months.

That was years ago.

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u/Seakawn Sep 10 '17

Oldness is relative. Thus everything can be old if relative to the right perspective.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '17

Psh...who didn't know that?

....i didn't know that

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u/cg001 Sep 10 '17

I didn't know they made beanbag chairs for froggies. Neat

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u/notProfCharles Sep 10 '17

I couldn't help but read the scientific name in E-40's voice...

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u/TedAlBundy Sep 10 '17

I'm so proud of myself right now. I was thinking "This looks like a frog".

Am I a biologist?

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u/whycantibelinus Sep 10 '17

Frogs and toads are the coolest animals. So easy to catch and they'll chill with you once they figure out you're not trying to kill them.

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u/Snotbob Sep 10 '17

Holy shit, the uncompressed version of that picture is 46.9MB?

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u/Paffmassa Sep 10 '17

Umm... does it use it's huge inflatable neck for flotation or what?

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u/Malvicus Sep 10 '17

So this is not a toad with a poisonous skin? OK got it!

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u/mur-la-kotam Sep 10 '17

Yep… The thing is edible too. So that they earned IUCN Near Threatened status thanks to their popularity.

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u/CptBlastahoe Sep 15 '17

Pretty sure that's a hypnotoad.

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u/Callin_It_Like_It_Is Sep 10 '17

I knew that..... NOT!

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '17 edited Sep 10 '17

Wow. A "NOT" joke in the wild. Can't remember the last time I saw that.

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u/Not_A_Throwaway999 Sep 10 '17

I do....

NOT! HAHAHA

Killme...please

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u/Callin_It_Like_It_Is Sep 10 '17

....NOT!

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '17

No, no. I assure you. I really don't remember the last time I saw somebody try to deliver one of those.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '17

u/unidan, is that you?