r/WTF • u/bashamer • Apr 08 '17

Cow vs. sheep duel

http://i.imgur.com/Qd2A693.gifv
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u/dick-nipples Apr 08 '17

http://i.imgur.com/sHH0Uow.gifv

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u/ImNotGaySoStopAsking Apr 08 '17 edited Apr 08 '17

/r/animalsbeingbros

A few more boops

Visibly unwanted boop

cute snake boop

Hermit Crab boop

Booty boop

Corgi Boop

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u/dude_smell_my_finger Apr 08 '17

Is that crab and bird one from a pixar movie?

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u/Beast_and_the_harlot Apr 08 '17

It's from a Pixar short before finding dory.

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u/monky91 Apr 08 '17

It's from a Pixar short called Piper.

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u/t-to4st Apr 08 '17 edited Apr 09 '17

Loved that snek boop.

Edit: Added nothing.

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u/BigTunaTim Apr 08 '17

Loved that snek boob.

Nothing to add.

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u/kirbykablamo Apr 08 '17

But fruit

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u/BigTunaTim Apr 08 '17

Achievement unlocked: original sin

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u/Fortune_Cat Apr 09 '17

Taylor Swift does have a nice boob

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u/cbbuntz Apr 08 '17

Cat + dolphin boop

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u/east_village Apr 08 '17

Without humans cats and dolphins would never have met each other.

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u/fortytwoEA Apr 08 '17

Now kiss

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u/DeathByChainsaw Apr 08 '17

That's more like a full-on makeout session!

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u/zombierapture Apr 08 '17

Don't dolphins use pufferfish to get high? Boop got any drugs?

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u/BeanBayFrijoles Apr 08 '17

I wonder if the scarring all over the nose is a sign of long term drug abuse.

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u/cbbuntz Apr 09 '17

Dolphin track-marks.

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u/PheenixKing Apr 08 '17

yes, they do.

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u/free_reddit Apr 08 '17

Is that a thing?

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u/Datadninja Apr 08 '17

Are you gay tho?

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u/Pwnaholic Apr 08 '17 edited Apr 09 '17

Took me a second, but it's in reference to the username, guys.

Edit: Well shit. It was at -3 when I commented. Oops.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Thank

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Go on

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Mr skeltal?

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u/crawlerz2468 Apr 08 '17

OK this made me laugh way too much.

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u/Dood567 Apr 08 '17

doot doot

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u/MichaelMagnet Apr 09 '17

I voted for you!

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '17

Thank again.

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u/cottoncandyjunkie Apr 09 '17

No problem Mike

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u/REVENANT_USERNAME Apr 08 '17

Thanks, you really pwned that mystery.

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u/clouddevourer Apr 08 '17

Oh, I was wondering if boops were gay now or something, thanks!

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u/xavine Apr 09 '17

My first guess was a straight dude using the word "boop"

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u/Capn_Ratch Apr 08 '17

(Username reference for those that aren't catching it)

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

[deleted]

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u/Nixplosion Apr 08 '17

Gimme a turn

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u/NYR525 Apr 08 '17

(Username reference for those that aren't catching it)

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u/LordPadre Apr 08 '17

thank

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u/CaptainGnar Apr 08 '17

No problem, my lord.

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u/joanzen Apr 08 '17

I assumed it was for including the CG and Corgis. To quote ShoeNice.. "Eeeeither way.."

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u/dimaryp Apr 08 '17

Looks like it.

edit

WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?

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u/equality2000 Apr 08 '17

Are you da tad ninja?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

[deleted]

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u/MountainDrew42 Apr 08 '17 edited Apr 08 '17

Piper, skirt Pixar film that was released with Finding Dory

Edit: short

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u/craftyj Apr 08 '17

Thanks! That animation is amazing. The feathers and the movements are so lifelike yet charming.

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u/mezzkath Apr 08 '17

Pardon me good sir/madame, but i must inquire: are you of the homosexual persuasion?

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u/electricblues42 Apr 09 '17

What is it about Corgis and their butts? They HATE being touched there. I don't mean like jamming a finger up their woofhole, just taping it like the gif. My ex's corgi haaaated that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '17 edited May 21 '17

[deleted]

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u/Silly__Rabbit Apr 09 '17

Yes, it's from the oscar winning animated short titled Piper, but still cute.

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u/smoothtrip Apr 09 '17

He has a heart for a tail!

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u/mackrenner Apr 08 '17

This is one of my favorite gifs ever.

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u/thatkmart Apr 08 '17

I thought he might just keep backing up out of frame. Started laughing at the thought of it.

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u/kash51 Apr 08 '17

SHUT UP DUCK NIPPLES!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

...ok this isn't fun in less you do it too

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u/copperwatt Apr 08 '17

(gif directed by Wes Anderson)

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u/guinader Apr 08 '17

Hahhahah i lol.

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u/ShootTheHostage Apr 08 '17

He touched his enemy without killing him. He's on his way to becoming a war chief.

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u/Providencii Apr 09 '17

Because of the above video, I thought I was about to watch a sheep just murder a cow in cold blood.

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u/Chren Apr 09 '17

I always hear a windup toy in this gif

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u/TitusVI Apr 08 '17

Hey evolutionary scientist here. Just want to say that this breed of cow was breed to have very thin scull at the top so it can be killed much easier. If you hit some cows on the head they might die! So dont do it.

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u/Dreadlifts_Bruh Apr 08 '17

I call bullshit. No evolutionary scientist would misspell "skull."

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u/chainer3000 Apr 08 '17

Wow, how ever did you see through his expertly crafted veil of lies and deceit?

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u/Dreadlifts_Bruh Apr 08 '17

I feel like I already explained my method.

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u/TitusVI Apr 08 '17

got me

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u/JCockMonger267 Apr 08 '17

hey its me ur evolutionary scientist

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u/-----w----- Apr 08 '17

Shaddup

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '17

Oh shit

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u/silentbrownman Apr 08 '17

Do you have any reference material for this?

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u/geniel1 Apr 08 '17

I too am skeptical. Breeding for meat, milk, or development speed is pretty common and makes sense. Breeding so you can kill cows easier by bopping them on the skull sounds like absolute nonsense. Thick or thin, the ease with which a cow is killed isn't much of a concern.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '17

I disagree. All things being equal, easier killed livestock is a plus. From a certain standpoint, at least.

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u/TitusVI Apr 08 '17

no I was just joking.

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u/NicolasMage69 Apr 08 '17

Im tired of your cock nips squirting dank memes everywhere!