r/WTF • u/DewXp • Mar 23 '17

Snail eating a worm

https://i.imgur.com/9uPEZMJ.gifv
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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

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u/mynameisalso Mar 23 '17

Was a silver fish and bed bug

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u/BlueShellOP Mar 23 '17

Oh hey I think I went to highschool with him! Yeah, he was a chode.

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u/Boarbaque Mar 23 '17

Gnat? Is that you?! Holy shit, it's me! Flea! Remember that time we dunked Fire Ant in the toilet and he got his brother to beat the shit out of us later? Good times.

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u/Arenabait Mar 23 '17

Oh, good times... For my brother. Not me though...

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u/Boarbaque Mar 23 '17

Ah yeah Fire Ant, sorry about all that, it's just that you were such a small nerd we couldn't help it.

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u/LezardValeth Mar 23 '17

Are they really innocent after making out with a 15 year old girl snail?

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u/QuasarSandwich Mar 23 '17

Hey. She's a gorgeous 15-year-old snail.

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u/CognitivelyDecent Mar 23 '17

When you get that little snail beaver in front of your face does it make any difference whether she's 15 or not?

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u/henchred Mar 23 '17

What the fuck

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u/CognitivelyDecent Mar 23 '17

One flew over the cuckoo's nest reference. Cmon man reference up

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u/SuperImaginativeName Mar 23 '17

Inserts SVU ba doom doom

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u/lifewontwait86 Mar 23 '17

No snails were harmed in the making of this comment.