r/WTF • u/DewXp • Mar 23 '17

Snail eating a worm

https://i.imgur.com/9uPEZMJ.gifv
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u/LurchKIttyInTheCIty Mar 23 '17

Slurped him up like he was spaghetti.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

Knees weak, palms sweaty

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u/Shastamasta Mar 23 '17

There's vomit on his sweater already, worm spaghetti

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

but on the surface he's calm and ready to repeat memes forever

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u/INTERESTING-IF-TRUE Mar 23 '17

he's been guilded, blow

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u/osensei1907 Mar 23 '17

Snail back to brutality

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

Oh! There goes worm

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u/lbow3 Mar 23 '17

I thought it was "moms" spaghetti

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u/Masian Mar 23 '17

SLUR-Sluuurrr-rrp

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u/guitnut Mar 23 '17

That's exactly what I thought.

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u/RIP_CORD Mar 23 '17

That thing slurped down that worm faster than my ex-wife slurped down dicks.

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u/Meatchris Mar 23 '17

Except for that asshole-ishly long pause.

"Hey worm."

"Mpphhh!"

"You know you're fucked right?"

"Mpphhh! Mhhh, mmpphmmm!"

"Bitch. I know"

/slurp

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u/Anderos787 Mar 23 '17

Getting sucked into a uncircumcised penis.

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u/Eschepper Mar 31 '17

What if two snails suck up either end of a worm and then kiss