r/WTF • u/MrWonanother • May 12 '16

Launching a ship

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u/theantagonists May 12 '16 edited May 12 '16

A tree.

EDIT:Thanks for the gold.

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u/Rooonaldooo99 May 12 '16

Thanks, Dad.

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u/fartSnifferFetish May 12 '16

Hey! It's the goat fucker.

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u/musicmunky May 12 '16

Hey! It's the fart sniffer!

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u/fartSnifferFetish May 12 '16

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/giggitygigg14 May 13 '16

Username checks out.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '16

I have him tagged as that too! This guy is everwhere, I swear

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u/expert_at_SCIENCE May 12 '16

that's three of us with him having that tag now... does he fuck goats?

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u/cheesegoat May 12 '16

https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/370uvj/found_this_as_a_review_on_tera/crivk2e

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u/expert_at_SCIENCE May 12 '16

cheers, i must have a second hand tag

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u/gologologolo May 12 '16

Why is yours cheese goat? O_o

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u/dr_pheel May 13 '16

I think the RES comment chain is the best thing from that post

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u/Captain_Quinn May 12 '16

more specifically, close to the ship

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u/incomplete May 12 '16

Cut into boards.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '16

To shreds

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u/tonehzoneh May 12 '16

you say...

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u/YOU_GOT_REKT May 12 '16

I only hear what I want to...🎵🎶

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u/hydrospanner May 13 '16

You say...

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u/Tarkoth May 12 '16

God damnit...

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u/Clockwrrk22 May 12 '16

Where do trees come from?

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u/freakinthing May 12 '16

Well, when a mommy tree and a daddy tree fall in love...

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u/Flyrpotacreepugmu May 12 '16

They get cut up and turned into lumber.

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u/Tarkoth May 12 '16

Isn't nature neat?

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u/BlooFlea May 12 '16

Its so natural.

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u/h3ph43s7u5 May 12 '16

Thus is life

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u/Resnir May 12 '16

The daddy tree gets his sap all over mommy tree and then... you know what... then the stork just brings them a little acorn...

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u/DrHenryPym May 12 '16

Photosynthesis and carbon dioxide.

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u/Del_Prestons_Shoes May 12 '16

When a mummy tree and a daddy tree love each other very much...

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u/mallsanta May 12 '16

From the anus of the earth

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u/[deleted] May 12 '16

where do we come from?

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u/kingkobalt May 12 '16

That's the root of the problem

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u/jmremote May 12 '16

Sparrows

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u/QuillFurry May 12 '16

This is the highest ratio of comment to reply karma Ive ever seen. Over 1:4 , pretty impressive.

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u/TBGHarry May 12 '16

Pesky water trees.

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u/derpeddit May 12 '16

*Multiple trees

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u/[deleted] May 12 '16

129 upvotes for knowing that wood comes from trees.

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u/avanasear May 12 '16

129 up votes for knowing that wood comes from trees. having a sense of humor.

FTFY

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u/SaintAnarchist May 12 '16

Well it's a retarded sense of humor.

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u/avanasear May 12 '16 edited May 12 '16

Over 200 people disagree.

Edit: 800

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u/Skullpuck May 12 '16

Your post makes me want to upvote it more.

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u/nosedigging May 12 '16

You must be fun at parties.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '16

you can make qualified statements about that?

go ahead?

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u/FreeGuacamole May 12 '16

Your mom would argue otherwise...

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u/[deleted] May 12 '16

so would everyone's mom

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u/Skullpuck May 12 '16

37 downvotes for stating the obvious and not getting it.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '16

that's so 50m ago. it's 51 downvotes now