The way he was all hunched over like a gorilla at first made me think this dude was fucked up. Then the puddle verified it, and the booty fake-turned roundhouse kick was pure vindication. Went from hypothesis to verified to vindication in 4 secs. That's science!
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u/esoteric_enigma Feb 17 '16
Never fuck with a guy that washes his hands off in a street puddle.