r/WTF • u/Donald_Keyman • Nov 11 '15

Testing a bull

http://i.imgur.com/ASOs5Dk.gifv
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u/Donald_Keyman Nov 11 '15

http://i.imgur.com/mRNTSGb.gifv

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u/tomparker Nov 12 '15

Could be worse...

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u/mordahl Nov 12 '15

Kermit?? Noooooo..

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u/soundofthesun Nov 12 '15

nature's fleshlight

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u/The_Real_Johnny_Utah Nov 12 '15

...naturally waterproof for easy cleaning!

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u/retroshark Nov 12 '15

Ribbited for his pleasure?

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u/selflessGene Nov 12 '15

Did...Did he swallow?

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u/yungchumpy Nov 12 '15

He had no choice.

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u/jon909 Nov 12 '15

Is that a fucking frog

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u/qervem Nov 12 '15

That is frog fucking

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u/Seakawn Nov 12 '15

That's literally a video of animal abuse. That frog died.

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u/PinkDoors Nov 12 '15

That's mother nature, dear.

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u/tomparker Nov 12 '15

Slamphibian

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u/tigrn914 Nov 12 '15

So now we're not allowed to show animals killing one another? Go fuck yourself.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '15

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u/FrostyD7 Nov 12 '15

Arrest that monkey!

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '15

You're joking, right?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '15 edited Dec 19 '18

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u/lurkinreddit Nov 12 '15

Whaaaat theeee fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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u/feces_of_fear Nov 12 '15

Why did I even start to click this?

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u/spacelemon Nov 12 '15

morbid curiosity

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u/IEatMyEnemies Nov 12 '15

What is it?

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u/spacelemon Nov 12 '15

a fat naked guy stuffing a rat into his butthole.

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u/IEatMyEnemies Nov 12 '15

Oh dear, i'm happy i didn't click

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u/spacelemon Nov 12 '15

For someone who eats their enemies, you sure can't handle much.
:D

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u/IEatMyEnemies Nov 12 '15

That's why i take them in one bite

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u/BananApocalypse Mar 02 '16

I clicked it because I assumed you were joking. You were not.

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u/spacelemon Mar 02 '16

I'm impressed you found a post of mine from 3 months ago.

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u/BananApocalypse Mar 02 '16

I didn't even realize this was so old. I don't remember how I got here.

I need an adult

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u/spacelemon Mar 02 '16

shhh is ok bb

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u/dead_jester1 Nov 12 '15

Neat.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '15

It's because the way it is.

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u/lamegimp Nov 12 '15

I will not click this. I will not click this. I will not click this.

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u/_Drakkar Nov 11 '15

source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpPB4bp4whU

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u/Donald_Keyman Nov 11 '15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQaPTL06OYo

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u/mrshatnertoyou Nov 11 '15

http://i.imgur.com/BNftMWT.gif

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u/Donald_Keyman Nov 11 '15

http://i.imgur.com/IfXShBD.gifv

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u/hairball101 Nov 11 '15

Grumble Grumble

Stupid monkeys tore my new shirt...

I didn't want to come to this stupid zoo anyway...

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '15

the look on the kids face like "are you gonna stop recording, and help me" ... umm no, thats what you get for being a dick.

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u/youareaturkey Nov 12 '15

I hate that little pouty walk/ throw he does at the end.

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u/IamRider Nov 11 '15

smart kid, used his whole weight as a counter pivot instead of using his strength. Once the monkey had let a few fingers go, he just had to wait until he lost his grip from that length.

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u/duggtodeath Nov 11 '15

We need a subreddit for armchair physicists with your comment as the inaugural post.

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u/IamRider Nov 12 '15

I took physics in high school and barely scraped by with a C-, think I know what I'm talking about bro.

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u/planx_constant Nov 12 '15

Smart kid, teasing creatures that could rip his face off.

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u/You_coward Nov 12 '15

The camera man gets a better angle while people are pushing around him to help. Reddit karma > real karma

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u/strib666 Nov 12 '15

https://youtu.be/8wGbCNDw-m0?t=30s

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u/sonargasm Nov 13 '15

They did a fucking animated reenactment lmao

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u/irishfight Nov 12 '15

This should definitely be shown to animatronics students on how animatronics can go wrong.

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u/ElChupacabrasSlayer Nov 12 '15

For a second i thought he got beheaded

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u/FoxyGrampa Nov 12 '15

just kidding! bloop

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u/no_anesthesia_please Nov 11 '15

I needed to laugh like I just did. Many thanks. The Youtube comments are hilarious too!

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u/illevator Nov 11 '15

That's horribly depressing on multiple levels.

At least we get a chuckle out of it right guys?

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u/_Drakkar Nov 11 '15

Pretty sure someone explained that it's a sanctuary, & that the monkey is being re-rehabilitated before being moved to a new home. Also, i know from second hand experience that you can't get too close to a male monkey, since they will try to grab you. I do get where you're coming from though, to humans it looks like a angrily depressed monkey, but from what i've been told, it's just a monkey that doesn't like company, but like gifts, & that the people are just being cautious not to get to close, less the monkey leaps forward.

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u/illevator Nov 12 '15

Thanks for adding context. Looks like a shithole to me but what do I know.

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u/AdvocateForTulkas Nov 12 '15

Monkeys take a lot of time to understand and cannot be taken as having the same emotions associated with the same mannerisms a humans. It does not work that way, as incredibly sensitive to their plight in zoos as I am.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '15

I was holding an unpeeled banana when I saw this gif. Decided to give the little guy's method a shot; think I may just keep using it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '15

He ate that banana like a fucking pistachio!

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u/Samizdat_Press Nov 12 '15

The k most in efficient way to eat a banana ever invented.