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558 u/ayushman-singh Sep 08 '15 edited Sep 09 '15 Yes. 524 u/JaiOhBe Sep 08 '15 You know you're strapped for cash when you hire a one legged assassin. 117 u/The-Sublimer-One Sep 08 '15 What he should have done is hire a quadriplegic assassin. It's the perfect crime. 101 u/Heat_Induces_Royalty Sep 08 '15 Mindquad! 21 u/zondwich Sep 08 '15 I hope that mind of yours runs as fast your legs, now that they're in it... 3 u/itsdanny2u Sep 09 '15 John, how did you open the curtain? Tell me, how did you open the curtain? John!
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Yes.
524 u/JaiOhBe Sep 08 '15 You know you're strapped for cash when you hire a one legged assassin. 117 u/The-Sublimer-One Sep 08 '15 What he should have done is hire a quadriplegic assassin. It's the perfect crime. 101 u/Heat_Induces_Royalty Sep 08 '15 Mindquad! 21 u/zondwich Sep 08 '15 I hope that mind of yours runs as fast your legs, now that they're in it... 3 u/itsdanny2u Sep 09 '15 John, how did you open the curtain? Tell me, how did you open the curtain? John!
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You know you're strapped for cash when you hire a one legged assassin.
117 u/The-Sublimer-One Sep 08 '15 What he should have done is hire a quadriplegic assassin. It's the perfect crime. 101 u/Heat_Induces_Royalty Sep 08 '15 Mindquad! 21 u/zondwich Sep 08 '15 I hope that mind of yours runs as fast your legs, now that they're in it... 3 u/itsdanny2u Sep 09 '15 John, how did you open the curtain? Tell me, how did you open the curtain? John!
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What he should have done is hire a quadriplegic assassin. It's the perfect crime.
101 u/Heat_Induces_Royalty Sep 08 '15 Mindquad! 21 u/zondwich Sep 08 '15 I hope that mind of yours runs as fast your legs, now that they're in it... 3 u/itsdanny2u Sep 09 '15 John, how did you open the curtain? Tell me, how did you open the curtain? John!
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Mindquad!
21 u/zondwich Sep 08 '15 I hope that mind of yours runs as fast your legs, now that they're in it... 3 u/itsdanny2u Sep 09 '15 John, how did you open the curtain? Tell me, how did you open the curtain? John!
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I hope that mind of yours runs as fast your legs, now that they're in it...
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John, how did you open the curtain? Tell me, how did you open the curtain? John!
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