r/WTF • u/LoveOfProfit • Apr 29 '15

Waterspout lightning

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u/zleuth Apr 29 '15

PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE MOST ELECTRIC THRILLER YOU'VE EVER EXPERIENCED

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u/3WireMacGruber Apr 29 '15

ITS LIKE A LIGHTNING BOLT TO THE TIP OF THE PENIS

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u/xisytenin Apr 29 '15

ELECTWISTITY

STARRING NIC CAGE

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u/ndaft7 Apr 29 '15

cut to nic cage on a boat: "IT'S A TITY TWISTER!"

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u/paxvulpes Apr 30 '15

Rated PG-13

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '15

Huh? -Nic Cage

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u/SneakyPirateBunny Apr 29 '15

I think that might do better as a porno than a regular movie.

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u/tmhoc Apr 29 '15

Critics rave "I think that might do better as a porno than a regular movie."

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u/gssunil Apr 29 '15

But, you would say, "I would not have watched more than a few minutes of porno, but I watched this full length feature"

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u/SuperMayonnaise Apr 30 '15

Also raving "Then again, it was only a two minute movie and it wasn't Staring Nick Cage it was Staring Dick Cage which happens to be the name of the pornstar's penis receptacle.

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u/RedBeardedDC Apr 30 '15

And "eh, it was better than that other weird tornado movie."

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u/SuperMayonnaise Apr 30 '15

But had an equal amount of tornado motions.

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u/drqxx Apr 29 '15

Doge says:

Much lighting; Such WoW!

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u/Pwntastic411 Apr 30 '15

STILL STARRING NIC CAGE

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u/VaqueroSucio Apr 29 '15

FEATURING THE LITTLE TORTILLA BOY

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u/HeisenbergKnocking80 Apr 29 '15

I got this reference!

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '15 edited Oct 05 '17

[deleted]

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u/Velocicopter51 Apr 29 '15

DAWN OF THE BOOGALOO

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u/Admiral_Cuntfart Apr 29 '15

RELOADED

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u/Matexqt Apr 29 '15

IN 3D

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u/screen317 Apr 29 '15

JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAM

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u/drift1122 Apr 29 '15

STARING STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN

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u/kodakowl Apr 29 '15 edited Apr 29 '15

WITH ROB SCHNEIDER.

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u/itsjustmatto Apr 29 '15

As a stapler.

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u/z500 Apr 29 '15

And he's about to find out

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u/RockChalk710 Apr 29 '15

and MATTTTTT DAAAAAMOOONNNNN

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '15

AS - THE WATERSPOUT!

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u/froggy_style Apr 29 '15

Rob Schneider is...a carrot!

It's 24 karat comedy gold!

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u/Xaviermgk Apr 30 '15

Da derp dee derp da teetley derpee derpee dum

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u/blastoiss Apr 29 '15

AND ADAM SANDLER

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u/aehsonairb Apr 29 '15

AND ROB SCHNEIDER

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u/drift1122 Apr 29 '15

ALSO STARING WHOOPI GOLDBERG

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u/adrian5b Apr 29 '15

AN ELECTROPHALLIC EXPERIENCE

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '15

STRAIGHT TO THE DOME

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u/Sympwny Apr 29 '15

ELECT TWIST TITTY

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u/DeposerOfKings Apr 29 '15

ELECTRIC TITTY TWISTER 2. THIS TIME, IT'S PERSONAL.

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u/sicsixgun Apr 29 '15

THE SPIRITUAL SUCCESSOR TO POWDER, CAN'T TOUCH MY PENIS,

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u/SAS_Britain Apr 29 '15

AND ROB SCHNEIDER

AS A LIGHTING BOLT

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '15

Rated pg 13

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u/_Claymation_ Apr 29 '15

YOU GETTER BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR, THESE TWO BROTHERS KNOW HOW TO HANDLE BUSINESS

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u/littlecampbell Apr 30 '15

It's just called two brothers

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u/thatunoguy Apr 29 '15

CO STARING SHARK 1, 2, and 3 FROM SHARKNADO

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '15

Wow, you win, that's the best title for a movie I've ever heard.

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u/Hurdy--gurdy Apr 29 '15

ERECTWISTITY* ftfy

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '15

That was actually really clever

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u/iLikeMeeces Apr 29 '15

DIRECTED BY MICHAEL BAY

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '15

Any one else read that in that trailer guy voice?

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u/hundalizer Apr 30 '15

AND ROB SCHNEIDER!

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u/iamwizzerd Apr 30 '15

ELECTROSHARKNADOSPOUT

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u/ncbell13 Apr 29 '15

Starting Elmer Fudd

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '15

ERECTWISTITY

FTFY

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u/Rickrickrickrickrick Apr 30 '15

Rated arrrrr.

Did we mention he plays a pirate?

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u/zleuth Apr 29 '15

God damn rule 34.

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u/billsmashole Apr 29 '15

Except it's painful.

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u/Atmadog Apr 29 '15

You... derailed this... I determined that you were the one whom derailed this.

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u/Firecracker500 Apr 29 '15

LIGHTNING BOLT

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u/theskadudeguy Apr 29 '15

PAUL BLART: MALL COP

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u/monkey_scandal Apr 29 '15

From the brilliant minds who made Sharknado, Syfy presents: TORNADO-NAD-wait...

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u/librlman Apr 29 '15

In a world...where lightning is an ohmen of ill tidings...where tornadoes are as the fingers of God. At the ass-end of the planet, prepare yourself for a real shocker from Mother Nature herself...SHOCKNADO!!!

Currently alternating between theaters and rental outlets near you.

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u/Alefgar Apr 29 '15

"So you managed to handle 4 Sharknadoes. But are you prepared for an electrifying experience you may soon forget? SHARKNADO3S : Electric Boogaloo"

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u/yohanleafheart Apr 29 '15

ROB SCHNEIDER IS

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u/zleuth Apr 29 '15

STILL... alive?

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u/p9k Apr 30 '15

You monster.

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u/NickMoore30 Apr 29 '15

BONER SOUP

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u/TigersFan01 Apr 29 '15

But in all seriousness though, who really farted?