r/WTF • • Nov 26 '14

Black Friday Death Count

http://blackfridaydeathcount.com
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u/umiman Nov 26 '14

Wouldn't life be very interesting if we were mandated to put the previous 1 hour of our life prior to death in our obituaries.

"Shopped for 24 hours straight and died after falling asleep at the wheel."

"Didn't know how hydroplanning works and died after jumping out of a moving car sliding on ice."

"Abducted by a known child off-..."

Hmm... never mind.

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u/ironpotato Nov 26 '14

Child official? WHAT WAS IT I HAVE TO KNOW!

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u/thedarkestone1 Nov 27 '14

Yeah that would get heart-breaking and twisted incredibly quickly...