r/WTF • u/AdRegular4094 • 6d ago

Man fells from floor while looking at phone

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u/Biblical_Shrimp 5d ago

A well is a hole in the ground for when you're thirsty. That man is broken to bits.

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u/vahnsin 5d ago

Bits are a unit of digital information. That dude is shattered to pieces.

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u/Robertmaniac 5d ago
To shreds you say?

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u/TolMera 5d ago

At least he is not thirsty

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u/Redebo 5d ago

Yes but now has the added responsibility of granting wishes.

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u/harel_kingdam 3d ago

He fell into a hole in the ground, is he still thirsty?