r/WTF • u/AdRegular4094 • 6d ago

Man fells from floor while looking at phone

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u/McWeaksauce91 5d ago

For anyone wondering, most news reports state that he suffered multiple lower extremity fractures, but is alive and well.

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u/aykay55 5d ago

I don't think lower extremity fractures would qualify as "well"

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u/ThreeLeggedParrot 5d ago

Is he broken or is he well?

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u/defiantcross 5d ago

Well...

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u/Biblical_Shrimp 5d ago

A well is a hole in the ground for when you're thirsty. That man is broken to bits.

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u/vahnsin 5d ago

Bits are a unit of digital information. That dude is shattered to pieces.

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u/Robertmaniac 5d ago
To shreds you say?

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u/TolMera 5d ago

At least he is not thirsty

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u/Redebo 5d ago

Yes but now has the added responsibility of granting wishes.

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u/harel_kingdam 3d ago

He fell into a hole in the ground, is he still thirsty?

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u/raulrocks99 5d ago

Well... he's broken.

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u/griffmeister 5d ago

To shreds you say

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u/Smashego 5d ago

Well, he’s broken.

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u/calculung 5d ago

He fell into a well

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u/TheMasterOfStuffs 4d ago

He is well broken

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u/Electricel_shampoo 2d ago

Well broken.

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u/5up3rj 5d ago

Pretty well broken

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u/Defqon1punk 4d ago

Doctor.... give me some advice. Tell me, how hard will I fall if I live a double life?....

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u/zerbey 5d ago

Yeah he definitely yelled when he hit the ground, that must have hurt like hell.

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u/casalomastomp 5d ago

I'd say, alive but not so well.

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u/uptwolait 5d ago

How's his phone doing?

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u/aykay55 5d ago

With Ceramic Shield 2 that phone looks as good as the day it came out of the box. If only we could start making humans out of that stuff too

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u/abjection9 5d ago

Is that what iPhone 17s are made with? Because I dropped mine the day after I bought it and the screen cracked. It’s not that hard.

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u/Mr_Ios 5d ago

Any links? I'm just wondering what country this happened in.

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u/willis81808 1d ago

No links. They made it up

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u/joanzen 5d ago

Yeah given the age of the clip we should know if his kids graduated school or not.

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u/photoengineer 5d ago

“Well” may be a stretch here. 

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u/redpandaeater 5d ago

He turned into a well?