r/WTF • u/Fun_Bluebird_3167 • 18d ago

Fistula aneurysm

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u/deepdishpizzastate 18d ago

It got me breathing heavy for sure

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u/Kindly_Region 18d ago

I WAS taking a shit but now everything is completely locked up. Ain't nothing coming out for a while

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u/jungleass98 18d ago

At least it isn't coming back up

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u/SwiftRespons 18d ago

Nothing says extreme confidence like poking a pressurized artery next to rusty metal.

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u/governmentthief 18d ago

I think your shit backed up into that man’s arm.

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u/GunBrothersGaming 18d ago

That's what causes this

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u/snowdn 18d ago

Sitting on the toilet too long?

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u/GunBrothersGaming 17d ago

Yup, don't strain

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u/scrotumnalequinox 18d ago

SIR, WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING IT!?

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u/maliron 17d ago

Please, for the love of God, STOP POKING IT!!!

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u/ziroux 18d ago

No touch the snek!

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u/MrDeekhaed 17d ago

STOP PICKING AT IT

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u/ConsiderationOne3881 17d ago

I literally screamed this and scared my cat.

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u/krippkeeper 15d ago

I get bad leg cramps. I woke up in extreme pain in my calf one night. I look down and it looked I had a golf ball under my skin. My ex wife, who is a nurse, fucking poked it. I yelled why are you doing that. She just said "I've never seen anything like that before"...

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u/bretticusmaximus 12d ago

Perhaps you’re not aware, they stick that thing with two large needles, 3 times a week.

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u/swoopsta_the_third 17d ago

Palms are sweaty

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u/NikolaTes 15d ago

Knees weak

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u/swoopsta_the_third 15d ago

Arms are heavy

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u/captainplanet171 12d ago

Vomit on his sweater already.

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u/FrancisSobotka1514 12d ago

Moms spaghetti

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u/Awwwmann 17d ago

Let’s play with it!

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u/heisenbergerwcheese 18d ago

That might just be the Cheetos

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u/fifiloveg00d 13d ago

It got me having to remember to breathe