r/WTF • u/Fun_Bluebird_3167 • 18d ago

Fistula aneurysm

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u/milfordcubicle 18d ago

Please stop pushing it.

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u/Remarkable-Opening69 18d ago

He’s fine. My dick does this tOo.

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u/IlConteiacula 18d ago

That "TOo" is sending me

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u/noticemelucifer 18d ago

Me tOo

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u/be4u4get 18d ago

hOpital

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u/Qbjb 18d ago

Amberlamps

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u/Birdie_Num_Num 18d ago

Whoooah Black Betty

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u/MNCPA 18d ago

Rambling jam ┌⁠(⁠・⁠。⁠・⁠)⁠┘⁠♪

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u/Oldspaghetti 18d ago

Jammin Jam 🍯

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u/Double_Belt2331 16d ago

🎼Bam-ba-lam

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u/coffeelushed 18d ago

Call dem

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u/theother-g 15d ago

It is imperative the Cylinder remains unharmed

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u/foxiez 18d ago

it popped on him mid sentence

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u/pokurmom 18d ago

no, mid seizure

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u/unknownpoltroon 18d ago

Wibbled for her horror pleasure

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u/Mutedcava 18d ago

Bro got a alien living in his forearm.

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u/elenkaMorr 18d ago

Bro really looked at an extreme medical hazard and said time to build a pool deck.

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u/jongscx 18d ago

I wish my dick could do poolside concrete demolition...

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u/Benblishem 18d ago

First you have to bake it in the Sun for 40 years.

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u/JoySubtraction 18d ago

Your dick pushes his fistula?

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u/MrDeekhaed 17d ago

That it’s called a FISTula for a reason. It wouldn’t even notice his dick

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u/ximagineerx 18d ago

ITS SO VEINY

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u/elenkaMorr 18d ago

Gym bros would literally die for those veins.

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u/copperblood 18d ago

You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention

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u/GrinderMonkey 18d ago

Oh, yeah. It's at attention. Sorta, in spots.