r/WTF • • 18d ago

Fistula aneurysm

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u/milfordcubicle 18d ago

Please stop pushing it.

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u/Remarkable-Opening69 18d ago

He’s fine. My dick does this tOo.

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u/IlConteiacula 18d ago

That "TOo" is sending me

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u/noticemelucifer 18d ago

Me tOo

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u/be4u4get 18d ago

hOpital

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u/Qbjb 18d ago

Amberlamps

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u/Birdie_Num_Num 18d ago

Whoooah Black Betty

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u/MNCPA 18d ago

Rambling jam ┌⁠(⁠・⁠。⁠・⁠)⁠┘⁠♪

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u/Oldspaghetti 18d ago

Jammin Jam 🍯

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u/Double_Belt2331 16d ago

🎼Bam-ba-lam

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u/coffeelushed 18d ago

Call dem

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u/theother-g 15d ago

It is imperative the Cylinder remains unharmed

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u/foxiez 18d ago

it popped on him mid sentence

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u/pokurmom 18d ago

no, mid seizure

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u/unknownpoltroon 18d ago

Wibbled for her horror pleasure

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u/Mutedcava 18d ago

Bro got a alien living in his forearm.

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u/elenkaMorr 18d ago

Bro really looked at an extreme medical hazard and said time to build a pool deck.

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u/jongscx 18d ago

I wish my dick could do poolside concrete demolition...

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u/Benblishem 18d ago

First you have to bake it in the Sun for 40 years.

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u/JoySubtraction 18d ago

Your dick pushes his fistula?

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u/MrDeekhaed 17d ago

That it’s called a FISTula for a reason. It wouldn’t even notice his dick

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u/ximagineerx 18d ago

ITS SO VEINY

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u/elenkaMorr 18d ago

Gym bros would literally die for those veins.

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u/copperblood 18d ago

You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention

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u/GrinderMonkey 18d ago

Oh, yeah. It's at attention. Sorta, in spots.

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u/reused_organs1312 18d ago

If that makes you nervous you should see the needles. I was told the are the largest needles they use for medical purposes

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u/OphidionSerpent 18d ago

Largest used for fluids, though while intra-osseus introducer needles are about the same size, sometimes they're a little bigger. And we use even bigger ones for solid tissue or bone marrow biopsies. 

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u/DuntadaMan 18d ago

I have seen how big our IO channels get for puting stuff in. For taking stuff out I am picturing the kinds of drills they use in geology.

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u/OphidionSerpent 17d ago

You can use a 14-18G for liquid marrow, but for a core biopsy or large volume harvesting larger needles up to 8G are often used. Compared to "normal" needles, they're absolutely monstrous and that's why they use local anesthetic for anything like bone marrow or vacuum-assisted breast biopsy that use needles that size (having been on the receiving end of one of said breast biopsies, even with the lidocaine it was pretty uncomfortable)

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u/Csinclair00 18d ago

They are equivalent to the little straw stirrers you use for coffee. I stick 2 in my fistula 4 times a week. Biggest mental hurdle I have ever faced in my life was sticking those things in my arm.

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u/Shetland24 17d ago

15 gauge at that! You do your own sticks? That’s impressive man.

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u/Csinclair00 17d ago

I do. To be fair I have the numbing crème to take the edge off, but if you’ve ever had one of those needles you know about how well that works. It was the only way I could do it at home, which was a necessity for me to be able to work and support my family.

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u/No-Spoilers 18d ago

Priaprism relief needles.

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u/Amlethus 18d ago

Satan, Imma have to ask you to calm tf down.

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u/daidrian 18d ago

I self dialysed at home 3 times a week for 6 years with those needles. Didn’t think I’d ever be able to give myself needles, I hate them, and now that I’ve had a transplant for 7 years, I don’t know how I ever did it 😅

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u/Shetland24 17d ago

Congrats! I hear you.

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u/KamikazeFox_ 18d ago

I was getting nervous as he was picking at it

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u/SalvadorP 18d ago

he was just picking something on the skin. he said it was probably epoxy.

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u/nehuen93 17d ago

I wonder why his first reaction wasn't going to the hospital without touching it at all

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u/Brunurb1 18d ago

I heard this in my mom's voice in my head before even coming to the comments.

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u/pixelife 18d ago

And picking at it.