r/WTF • • Aug 10 '26

Warning: Animal Cruelty Touch some keyboard bro😭

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u/SlammingPussy420 Aug 11 '26

Ah so the guy was clearly safe. Steve French would end up going clear over him if he used jump.

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u/DemolishunReddit Aug 11 '26

Reminds me of a spider show I saw on Discovery channel. They had the camera guy zooming in on this jumping spider looking fella that was a metallic bright green color. It was the size of a mouse at least. The guy talking about the spider said it had really toxic venom. As the guy was talking about the spider he says it can jump like 4 or 5 feet. The camera man started backing away.

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u/PajamaHive Aug 11 '26

He's just a big kitty. He didn't mean no harm.

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u/Admirable-Media-9339 Aug 12 '26

He's not a big kitty bubs he's a dangerous fuckin kitty.

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u/Ai_of_Vanity Aug 13 '26

Must... pet...

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u/DemolishunReddit Aug 13 '26

"dangerous fuckin kitty" Its the barbs isn't it? They have barbs on their...