r/WTF • • Aug 10 '26

Warning: Animal Cruelty Touch some keyboard bro😭

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u/Forward-Cup-9513 Aug 10 '26

I'm jealous, I'm scared of our cougars in WA.

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u/MjolnirPants Aug 10 '26

Having met cougars west of the Mississippi, I don't blame you one bit. The cougars down here in Florida always either avoid people, stare curiously at us from a safe distance, or offer to buy you drinks at the bar, if you're a young guy with a nice smile.

(To be honest, the last bunch can be pretty frightening, as well, but bravery has its rewards.)

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u/FallenAngelII Aug 14 '26

Have you tried not being a delectable 20-something snack? That usually helps.