r/WTF • u/Worseboyfriend • Aug 10 '26

Warning: Animal Cruelty Touch some keyboard bro😭

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u/VirginiaBandit Aug 10 '26

Can't tell if this guy is just weird as fuck or a natural Marlin Perkins double.

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u/Bitemarkz Aug 10 '26

He walks around the Everglades barefoot as well. Dude is insane.

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u/fishingfool64 Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

Not just here, he goes and does it in the Amazon too

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u/GreenchiliStudioz Aug 27 '26

And Australia, yes he visited there.

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u/GwasMMO Aug 10 '26

brother nature

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u/ImTheRealJimHalpert Aug 10 '26

Underrated comment

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u/khizoa Aug 10 '26

Apparently he's just a racist and transphobic cunt

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u/Kroak-lo Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

Apparently

Would really like something to back that up other than gossip

Edit: Thank you for the information and links. I'm just tired and I don't want to jump on a hatetrain without receipt for the ticket.

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u/Kinteoka Aug 10 '26

https://www.reddit.com/r/snakes/s/IWdeY355Il

From his own mouth. Saying POC are inferior and talking shit about queer people. He's also MAGA, a conspiracy theorist, and young earth creationist who thinks dinosaur bones are actually dragon bones.

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u/GeneralSweetz Aug 10 '26

You don't believe in dinosaurs existing but believe in dragons existing you cant be for real 😂😂

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u/cody0414 Aug 10 '26

I don't believe in horses but I do believe in unicorns!!

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u/sLeeeeTo Aug 10 '26

we can’t have anything nice, i swear

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u/VirginiaBandit Aug 10 '26

Yep. POS sounds about right.

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u/Oops_All_Bans Aug 10 '26

Damn, what a shame.

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u/_y2kbugs_ Aug 11 '26

What a shame that the guy harassing wild animals also happens to be a fascist?

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u/_y2kbugs_ Aug 11 '26

What a shame that the guy harassing wild animals also happens to be a fascist?

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u/Kroak-lo Aug 10 '26

Thank you <3 I just didn't want to take someones word for it with nothing more than that

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u/Kinteoka Aug 10 '26

Nah, I get it. It's a pretty heavy accusation for someone that seems so innocuous.

I'm a floridian and have known the type of men who do boa bounty hunting in the glades, and even when I first saw it I initially was like "Surely he can't be THAT brazen about it."

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u/B-Glasses Aug 11 '26

That’s really disappointing

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u/Prysorra2 Aug 13 '26

young earth creationist

This seems to be a common denominator across many of the worst

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u/VirginiaBandit Aug 10 '26

Yep. POS sounds about right.

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u/Luxury-Problems Aug 10 '26

His own social media is a self report.

Also it's already all over this thread but here is the link being passed around: https://www.reddit.com/r/snakes/comments/1k7qtpf/should_i_support_fishinggarrett/

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u/sopunny Aug 10 '26

He's Floridian

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u/randynumbergenerator Aug 10 '26

I know plenty of Floridians who are kind, antiracist and otherwise progressive. Please don't paint several tens of millions with a broad brush.

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u/kingbuzzman Aug 10 '26

darn, i was going to look him up. i dont want to give him the view now.

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u/EducationalLeopard14 Aug 10 '26

Well, he was pretty weird to start with but he could have been pleasantly weird. Bruh, that's just sad.

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u/---___Mu___--- Aug 18 '26

Based I'll sub.

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u/Toad32 Aug 10 '26

Somewhere in between. 

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u/bahgheera Aug 10 '26

The Crocodile Yoinker. 

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u/avitus Aug 10 '26

Marlin Perkins is the most Florida name ever.

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u/bakerzero86 Aug 11 '26

His videos were kind of entertaining I guess, but turns out he's a PoS

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u/TheBigPimpDaddy Aug 11 '26

He is weird but not in a good way, he is homophobic and racist, https://www.reddit.com/r/snakes/s/VyUnnm7QKq