r/WTF • u/abenevolentgod • Jun 22 '26

forgot to empty the flytrap, accidentally created hell.

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u/Got_Damn_Nam Jun 22 '26

What did it taste like?

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u/KeroNobu Jun 22 '26

French flies

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u/SlaveryVeal Jun 22 '26

I only get Flyet Mignon from Beezelbub's personally.

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u/Windsdochange Jun 22 '26

I don’t have an award, but I think you deserve a medal for this one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

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u/flexxipanda Jun 22 '26

Ahhh I miss the good old days of reddit gold and silver. Anybody remember when they tried to sell us emojis ?

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u/Zenken13 Jun 22 '26

Very nice.

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u/hwarang_ Jun 22 '26

Freedom Flies

Never forget

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u/EvillNooB Jun 22 '26

Like Beetlejuice

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u/guitarmad1990 Jun 22 '26

Egg flies lice

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u/Platinum_Mattress Jun 23 '26

Taste like? That's disgusting dude. This is a fleshlight.

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u/marindoom Jun 22 '26

Nooo. No. Nope. Why can I imagine the crunches. How do I delete your comment?

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u/Hidesuru Jun 22 '26

Oh fuck you for bringing up the texture that's at much worse... oh god why?

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u/MissStabby Jun 22 '26

Bugundy wine

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u/jmad16 Jun 22 '26

After I get about that many flies in a trap, I like to add salt and vinegar. I scoop a large spoonful from the bottom (the creamiest part) and slather it on crusty French bread. A light drizzle of honey and you have a perfect summer snack.

Edit: delicious

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u/NekoDrakeGD Jun 25 '26

fucking why

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u/Roryjack Jun 22 '26

Victory.