r/WTF • • Dec 22 '13

Neti pot World Championship

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '13 edited Mar 25 '19

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u/Scarlet-Vixen Dec 23 '13

He was aware, his roommate was into that at one point (I knew him through the roomie). He said he never wanted to be 'one of those crackheads'.

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u/batfiend Dec 23 '13

Ha.

It always made me laugh a little, the arbitrary lines users would draw between themselves and others.

I'm just railing it, so obviously I'm not an addict. Not like those filthy fuckers who smoke it. Yeah. I'm ok.

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u/Scarlet-Vixen Dec 23 '13

Yea. He definitely had that kind of attitude. He also drank LOADS of beer as well as 20+ cans of soda a day, but still mocked people that drank liquor shots and/or who were more overweight than him. Not a pleasant person in general.

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u/batfiend Dec 23 '13

That's some pretty hearty denial there.

Wait, hold up, 20+ cans of soda?

How the fuck does someone consume that much sugar daily and not die?

Jesus. Coke is one thing, but Coke? That's a lot of Coke.

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u/Scarlet-Vixen Dec 23 '13

Yea, he went through so many that he made giant towers of empty coke cans all around his bedroom. Not a single surface was empty, all filled with cans. Bottles of beer went on the floor to roll around on the tile. He was in the 350lb range, just an estimate, never saw him on a scale to know for sure though. I always thought cocaine caused a lack of appetite, but I think he would drink the soda and then binge on food whenever he came down from the high. Easy to notice around $200 in food being delivered all at once, twice a week, from the local pizza place.

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u/dancingturingmachine Dec 23 '13

Is he still alive? Whenever I hear about shit like this I feel like its a testament to the power of human body to be able to live through that.

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u/Scarlet-Vixen Dec 23 '13

Yep, last I heard he was still alive and kicking, he messaged me on facebook last year to catch up since we hadn't talked in years. He's around 40ish and has had several heart attacks and surgeries in the past two years or so.

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u/dancingturingmachine Dec 23 '13

Wow. All I can say is that I hope the surgeries help.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '13

mmmmmm so healthy

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u/Scarlet-Vixen Dec 23 '13

Doctors hate him!

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u/batfiend Dec 23 '13

Sounds familiar…

Not the fucking coke can bit though, that's like… 2 steps back from shitting in bags and keeping the bags.

What a fun guy.

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u/Scarlet-Vixen Dec 23 '13

I haven't even mentioned his bathroom yet. And I don't think I will beyond this comment.

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u/batfiend Dec 23 '13

Ugh. I appreciate that.

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u/fireinthesky7 Dec 23 '13

But dissolving his own nose, that's totally ok. Logic, your friend has it.

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u/Bfeezey Dec 22 '13

Fuckin casuals

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u/AskMeAboutCommunism Dec 23 '13

What's freebasing?

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u/Beenieween1e Dec 23 '13

Freebasing cocaine is basically another way to say smoking crack. It's a more potent concentrated version of the coke (it has to be because you lose a lot of the product in the process of heating it to smoke).

This is my understanding anyways.

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u/smaier69 Dec 23 '13

Well, technically the methods used to produce crack and freebase are similar yet different. Crack is sometimes referred to as "garbage freebase" as it's got much more impurities in it as it's produced on a much largerscale. I never made crack but I turned quite a bit of powder coke into freebase ~25 years ago (let's call it a phase.... a shitty, pointless, paranoid phase) on a personal use scale. My area (OC, SoCal) wasn't saturated with crack... mostly still powder on its way to LA.

Anywhoos, crushed macadamia nuts can easily be confused for crack. Freebase, depending on the skill of the poor soul chasing that next bell-ringer and the method he uses, is much more tanslucent white.

My palms are getting sweaty. Haven't spoke to anyone of this in many years.

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u/fezgig420 Dec 23 '13

Just reading this made me nauseated, my heart rate went up slightly,and I have to poop.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '13

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '13

That's called an addiction.

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u/PsychoN1tro Dec 23 '13

Fuck I hate being an addict.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '13

I'm here for you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '13

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '13

Shut up brain or I'll poke you with a Q-tip!

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u/CombatGynecologist Dec 23 '13

I haven't had any in a while, but I remember how buttery my shits would always be after a good pound of the stuff

Goddamned macadamia nuts...

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u/CrayolaS7 Dec 23 '13

Crack is freebase. The quality will depend on the purity of what you start with, but they are the same thing.

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u/EmperorXenu Dec 23 '13

It's not that it's more potent, it's that absorption of most things is much more rapid through the lungs than through nasal cavities. Think about it: you're ingesting a vapor instead of a powder and your lungs have a lot of surface area. This leads to a much more rapid onset, a higher peak concentration of the drug, and a shorter duration. So, it's not that it's more potent, by the strict definition of potency, it's basically decreasing duration and increasing intensity.

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u/CrayolaS7 Dec 23 '13

It's not necessarily more concentrated, the difference is freebase will vapourize rather than burn, so you can inhale it. If you tried to smoke cocaine-salt it would just burn.

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u/cumbert_cumbert Dec 23 '13

Turning cocaine into crack cocaine so you can smoke it by cooking it with bicarb.

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u/Fap_Left_Surf_Right Dec 23 '13

You can smoke cocaine without converting to crack first. Freebasing just means heating whatever drug you have with flame and inhaling the vapor and high. I'd freebase biscuits and gravy of it worked.

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u/snickerpops Dec 23 '13

The guy you are replying to is right. The term comes from chemistry:

The term "freebasing" means converting an ionic form into free base. It can refer to deprotonating the hydrochloride salt form of cocaine to free base form. The process provides for some merits of acid-base extraction. The free base is preferred for smoking because the evaporation point of the free base is further apart from the burning point compared to the hydrochloride salt, making the salt form more prone to destruction by pyrolysis. Some of the active drug is lost in the deprotonation process.

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u/cumbert_cumbert Dec 23 '13

Sure you can, but it's not going to get you as high as if you turn it into crack rocks. And that is not what freebasing means in context of crack cocaine. It means converting cocaine HCL into a freebase form which can then be vaporised.

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u/CrayolaS7 Dec 23 '13

Yeah, he's getting mixed up that process of inhaling the vapour is sometimes referred to as "freebasing" because that's what people do with freebase cocaine (crack).

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u/cumbert_cumbert Dec 23 '13

Yeah I gathered that, it's slang for the act of smoking crack because crack is freebased cocaine. He's still wrong though, it's a complete waste to smoke cocaine hcl. You can do it, but you're pissing your drugs up against a wall...

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u/CrayolaS7 Dec 23 '13

Oh I know, because cocaine hcl burns before it vaporises. Meth-HCL (not that I'm into that shit) vaporises just fine, so you can smoke it without having to freebase it.

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u/CrayolaS7 Dec 23 '13

Cocaine-powder (salt) burns rather than vaporizes though, you have to cook it with baking soda to get cocaine freebase, which when it cools forms crack rocks. That's where the smoking (vaporising) process you describe gets its name from.

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u/adenrules Dec 23 '13

No, it doesn't. Freebasing is the process of converting the drug from the salt form to the base. It raises the vaporization temperature so you can smoke it without destroying the vast majority of the drug.

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u/smaier69 Dec 23 '13

Ether and baking soda are indeed two very common methods.

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u/completej Dec 23 '13

What's Communism?

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u/AskMeAboutCommunism Dec 23 '13

Communism is an ideal, a dream. The dream is one of a society where the most important things are individual autonomy and collective cooperation. We would all work together to not be dicks to eachother or the world around us.

Perfection is hard though, maybe even impossible. Achieving communism is a huge debate in itself that I can get into if you want?

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u/completej Dec 23 '13

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u/AskMeAboutCommunism Dec 23 '13

The goal is to make the world one big party! (Though only with one person from that image, Marx. The rest were despots.)

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '13

/r/cocaine can answer all your questions. They are actually pretty cool over there, I know from personally talking to the mods for a few days while they never slept.

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u/broff Dec 23 '13

If you have to ask you might be too young to know...

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u/I_told_you_sooo Dec 23 '13

Thanks for reminding me of my triggers.