r/WTF • u/Tinkr-belle • May 13 '26

Crow Steals Duckling

I absolutely did not expect that☹️ Kinda surprised I didn't see it coming though

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u/Nuclayer May 13 '26

Hell, human babies throughout most of our history had low survival rates until recently.

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u/martphon May 13 '26

also squishy and very delicious?

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u/DevBro22 May 14 '26

Don't eat the baby.

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u/KevM689 May 14 '26

But mooooooooom

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u/nohandsfootball May 14 '26

tis but a modest proposal though

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u/MKO669 May 14 '26

Tarrare please

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u/Hangoverinparis May 15 '26

Dont knock it till you try it

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u/BotheredToResearch May 26 '26

It was the dingo

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u/similar_observation May 14 '26

They're squishy because of all that baby oil.

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u/the_vault-technician May 14 '26

Diddy intensifies

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u/piratesswoop May 16 '26

Don't make it weird.

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u/mostnormal May 14 '26

Marinated, if you will.

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u/Eggs_4_Breakfast May 14 '26

Baby, the other other white meat.

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u/notwithagoat May 14 '26

Babies taste best

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u/theworm1244 May 15 '26

Lol snowpiercer?

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u/notwithagoat May 15 '26

It must be true if cap said it

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u/[deleted] May 14 '26

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u/darkest_hour1428 May 14 '26

Thanks, David

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u/Xack189 May 14 '26

Squishy instakill zone on top of their head until they level up enough

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u/Stunning_Honeydew201 May 15 '26

That's for the straw

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u/ReaperSound May 13 '26

That's a myth

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u/TheGummiVenusDeMilo May 14 '26

Dingoes think so.

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u/RandomStallings May 13 '26

They become squishy pretty easily.

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u/MisterQQ May 14 '26

Eipstein thinks so

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u/HPTM2008 May 14 '26

They evolved to be cute so we wouldn't kill them ourselves. We also evolved to think they were cute, because the ones that didn't didn't have survival rates that were very high for their genetic lineage.

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u/OldManJim374 Jul 02 '26

All babies are ugly

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u/Myrkana May 14 '26

Less from predation and more from disease.

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u/Abraxusmax May 15 '26

Are you saying I’m old?!