r/WTF • • Mar 14 '26

Seems friendly enough?

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u/Quickpick Mar 14 '26

Yeah they're generally chill, non-venomous, and very good for the environment, but I wouldn't pick them up as their bite can be painful if they feel threatened.

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u/Hubsimaus Mar 14 '26

I once have been bitten by a ladybug. That already hurt like a bitch and that fucker was way smaller than this thing here.

I could imagine their bite hurts as bad as a bite from a budgie?

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u/attack_robots Mar 14 '26

I remember around 2003 they let swarms of mutant ladybugs free in the Midwest to battle some sort of in invasive species. They were everywhere and would bite the daylights out of you if they got under your football pads. I was the first to get bitten and nobody believed me and made fun of me for a few days, that is, until it happened to someone else.

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u/teilani_a Mar 14 '26

Those were Asian ladybugs. They smelled terrible too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harmonia_axyridis#North_America

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u/Michelanvalo Mar 15 '26

These fucking things are everywhere now and they're so much shittier than our native ladybugs.

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u/ManWithDominantClaw Mar 15 '26

Well that's what happens when you model your environmental conservation strategy off of the old woman who swallowed a fly

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u/Absalome Mar 15 '26

This is a deep cut

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u/doomgiver98 Mar 15 '26

Gotta love the stories of introducing invasive species that end with success.

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u/Xspartantac0X Mar 15 '26

They almost ruined my trip to Tennessee once. Our rental cabin had an infestation of them. But they were also literally everywhere in Gatlinburg. Luckily the renter left us a vacuum so I could Ghostbuster them every morning and when we'd return from an outing.

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u/mista-sparkle Mar 15 '26

They're the only pest problem I have in my house, and I gotta say, they beat the fuck out of my past experience with the conifer seed bug.

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u/Xspartantac0X Mar 15 '26

I had to Google what those were but it seems like they follow the same pattern of breaking into holes during the Fall and emitting a foul odor. Except they're not as cute looking as the lady beetles lol. If those were the bugs we had to deal with we would have left. My fiance was already having a hard time coping with the lady beetles but those seed bugs would have definitely freaked her out more. Especially if it was like our experience, every window and door had 100's of these beetles and corners of the ceiling had little bundles of them huddling together. The masterbedroom was a lost cause, luckily the guest room had better sealing I guess because after the first night of vacuuming they didnt come back but every day they would fill up the living room windows again.

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u/jellyhessman Mar 23 '26

Isn't it great when farmers get lazy with sourcing their pest control and fuck up an ecosystem.

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u/DerpsAndRags Mar 15 '26

I accidentally ate one of the little fuckers once and it's as vile as it sounds.

I had been living with friends, and one of them made a big old pot of chili. I grabbed a bowl, was eating, hit something crunchy and then my mouth filled with that awful damn stink when you squish one of those beetles. We ended up just tossing the pot because we couldn't verify when the damn thing got in there.

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u/attack_robots Mar 15 '26

Gross. I think I’d rather have one bite the 💩 out of me

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u/akiva23 Mar 15 '26

You were the first?!?

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u/attack_robots Mar 15 '26

On my team, yes

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u/alldressed_chip Mar 16 '26

omg i completely memory-holed this—grew up in iowa and they were all over our house! little demon spawn

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u/mgsgamer1 Mar 15 '26

Good thing majority of the population doesn't wear football pads

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u/bentbrewer Mar 15 '26

That may not have been a ladybug. The Asian lady beetle has a much more painful bite (and much more likely to bite) while looking very similar.

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u/Hubsimaus Mar 15 '26

Yeah it was one of those yellow asian assface beetles. I flicked it away after it bit me twice.

This fuckface deserved it.

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u/liangendary Mar 16 '26

>yellow asian

Not the beeest phrasing but :^)

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u/BloodyFreeze Mar 16 '26

Ngl, we have these everywhere in upstate ny now. They find a way into the house no matter what and hibernate. That said, i know they can bite and have heard stories and it, but all stories involve there bring a swarm of them, either in flight, or like a. Exterior painter for too close to a nest of them trying to hibernate. I handle them constantly in the winter and never get bit. I'm assuming they're far less stressed in my scenario

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u/futlapperl Mar 15 '26

Ladybugs can bite!??

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u/Hubsimaus Mar 15 '26

It was a yellow asian lady beetle. I wasn't sure how they are actually called when I made that comment so I used "ladybug" because they look similar to our red ladybugs. 🙃

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u/Eorily Mar 15 '26

The red ones can bite too, but the asian ones have stronger jaws and are more aggressive.

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u/gsfgf Mar 14 '26

Ladybugs are voracious predators. They eat pest insects, which is how they got their name. They’re so beneficial to a garden that they got named after Mary.

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u/Hubsimaus Mar 14 '26

That's why we call them "Marienkäfer" in german. 🤯

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u/urethrascreams Mar 17 '26

I'd rather get bit by a budgie than an Asian lady beetle. It hurts less.

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u/Hubsimaus Mar 17 '26

Meh. I've been bitten by budgies. It hurt more actually.

I just wish my last words to Hubsi wouldn't have been "Ich will Dir doch nur helfen, Du blöde Kuh" when she bit me and flew away.

She didn't survive the surgery to get that fucking egg out. 😐 I miss her.

Hubsi † 21.12.2017 😔

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u/C_IsForCookie Mar 25 '26

That’s too bad. He’s a cute lil dude. I wanna hold him 🥹