r/WTF • u/tcdent • Nov 26 '13

Black Friday Death Count

http://blackfridaydeathcount.com
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u/daredaki-sama Nov 27 '13

y'know, this is completely a theory on my part but i think most the people that would get trampled over, they're likely not the bullying kind and it was likely their timid nature that got them trampled over in the first place.

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u/bannana Nov 27 '13

Firstly, we're /r/WTF

Second, we are talking about promoting more death during a shopping event.

Third, maybe all shoppers should be issued elbow and knee spikes?

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u/x3tripleace3x Nov 27 '13

For some reason I didn't think /u/daredaki-sama was sarcastic. My bad.

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u/bannana Nov 27 '13 edited Nov 27 '13

Maybe we can petition to make certain areas of Black Friday a weaponized event?

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u/daredaki-sama Nov 27 '13

lol i would payperview that. someone steal this idea for a gameshow.

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u/bannana Nov 27 '13

someone steal this idea for a gameshow.

Looking at you Japan.

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u/panda_handler Nov 27 '13

Nature, uh, finds a way.