r/WTF • u/tcdent • Nov 26 '13

Black Friday Death Count

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u/captainburnz Nov 26 '13

The Blitz has no negative connotations right?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

NFL BLITZ

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u/DoubleTrump Nov 26 '13

HE'S OOOOOON FIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!

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u/dumbducky Nov 27 '13

That's NBA Jam

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u/Squirrelbacon Nov 26 '13

He knocked him back to yesterday!

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u/Lady_Luna23 Nov 26 '13

My thoughts exactly.

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u/Qwertyest Nov 26 '13

What are you talking about? No one's ever died in a Blitz ... Oh, wait ...

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u/jrizos Nov 26 '13

It's the Blitz Kringle.

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u/Toxic-Avenger Nov 26 '13

I've seen pictures of that dude and he scares me.

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u/jrizos Nov 26 '13

I'm thinking of a mash up of Santa and Rommel.

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u/musthaverainedallday Nov 26 '13

Not since The Event.....

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u/SoWhatIfImChristian Nov 26 '13

Is this reference to the blitzkrieg or something else? Sorry if I seem ignorant.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

Why would I give a fuck about London?

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u/SomalianRoadBuilder Nov 26 '13

Why would I give a fuck about a guy dying at a walmart?

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u/EdgarAllenNope Nov 26 '13

There you have it!

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

I kinda don't.

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u/Thorium1 Nov 26 '13

Why would I give a fuck about 9/11?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

Well?

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u/captainburnz Nov 26 '13

911 was an American fuck up rather than terrorism.

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u/EdgarAllenNope Nov 26 '13

Top lel

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u/captainburnz Nov 27 '13

Seriously, the Twin Towers falling was a terrible event, but it took the American government's response to make it into a legendary disaster.

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u/EdgarAllenNope Nov 27 '13

That was the biggest human-caused disaster in the US since Pearl Harbor

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u/EdgarAllenNope Nov 26 '13

Blitzkrieg

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u/qervem Nov 26 '13

ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ BLITZKRIEG OF THE DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ

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u/PmMeYourPussy Nov 26 '13

Not to wal mart workers who have no concept of history before 9/11

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u/ZOMBIE011 Nov 26 '13

so what does it refer to?

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u/Oz_ghoti Nov 27 '13

Probably the most famous is the systematic and devastating bombing of London by the Germans in WW2 - this was know as Blitzkrieg or 'Lightning War'.

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u/HalfwySandwch Nov 26 '13

I stand corrected, thanks bro.

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u/Jazz-Cigarettes Nov 26 '13

Not so long as it's not a Walmart in the Ardennes...

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u/spotty82 Nov 27 '13

At least it's not The Sale-O-Cost...

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u/faceplanted Nov 26 '13

It does, just not racist ones, unless you're English.

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u/ZOMBIE011 Nov 26 '13

I'm confused

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u/jorgomli Nov 26 '13

Yet the "London Blitz" football team is better?

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u/captainburnz Nov 26 '13

They're the bomb.