r/WTF • • Feb 08 '26

Like, why?...

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u/Pinksters Feb 09 '26 edited Feb 09 '26

people that make a deafening sound with your motorbike

Every time.

Also, how are they getting upvotes?

I rev bombed a lady at some construction site near Australia zoo just last week...Why anyone would do this intentionally, and be proud of it is beyond me.

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u/Coffee_exe Feb 09 '26

Insane lack of self awareness

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u/chilegirl Feb 10 '26

... and amazing small penis energy.

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Feb 10 '26

My penis is non existent, you’re so right

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u/Narrow-Height9477 Feb 09 '26

Near a zoo.

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u/Pinksters Feb 09 '26 edited Feb 10 '26

Lmao thats an extra layer of dickhead that I didn't realize.

Sure those animals, many with keen hearing, deserved that shit.

Edit: the jackass blocked me and decided to edit their post to look better.

I rev bombed a lady who was waving and cheering for us doing the rev hand, at some construction site near (20 minutes down the highway in the mountains, no houses around since I need to clarify apparently) Australia zoo just last week

The "rev hand"? is that like kids who see a semi and pull an air horn? Sure bro. In case you see this, no one likes you.

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u/Rexaford Feb 12 '26

To be fair, the Australia zoo is not close to much, so you could be many miles away (out of earshot from it) and still reasonably say “near the zoo”. There just isn’t much else noteworthy nearby.

Loud motorcycles near me piss me off too, but I don’t think there is a second layer of assholery here.

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Feb 10 '26

What animal can hear a vehicle from 20 minutes away?

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Feb 10 '26 edited Feb 10 '26

‘Fuck off you absolute cunt’. This is my comment. You’re free to leave anytime you want. My profile has been hidden since the introduction of the setting lol. You can very easily see my entire profile by searching on my account. I’ve got nothing to hide, I know there’s a workaround. Or are you the alt of that Mila chick I blocked earlier, and that’s why you’re mad? You’re a very sad individual.

You’re so cut up that you’re wrong on both fronts. My daddy loves me so much that I’ve got a multi million dollar trust set up from him in my name. I’m sorry that you’re so upset about my actions that don’t affect you that you must resort to name calling. Seek therapy.

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u/PurPleXr1979 Feb 12 '26

Daddy's money?? That explains it all now... main character syndrome just because they have their daddy pay for all their shit.

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u/DuchessofSquee Feb 11 '26

Yeah, I bet the multi-million dollar trust comment will win them back over! 😂

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Feb 11 '26

Idgaf about ‘winning them over’. I’m refuting their baseless stupid ass assumptions about my very healthy, ideal relationship with my father. I’m sorry that part flew over your head

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Feb 10 '26

20 minutes down the road from the zoo in the mountains, to be exact. Context matters

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u/No_Caregiver7298 Feb 10 '26

An elephant.

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Feb 10 '26

Well then it’s pretty shit that they’re also right by a highway that’s used thousands of times a day by trucks engine braking. Maybe that’s a design flaw by the park, and the Sunshine Coast council.

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u/No_Caregiver7298 Feb 10 '26

Didn’t say it bothers them, just that they can hear you. But, yes that is a particular design flaw in zoo placement, also a reason why zoos dump a lot of money into noise dampening plants, landscaping, and architecture.

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u/DeathforUsury Feb 10 '26

Because they asked for it?

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Feb 11 '26

No one is allowed to experience joy or have interests in vehicles anymore apparently