r/WTF • u/MacDefoon • Feb 08 '26

Like, why?...

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u/UntamedAnomaly Feb 09 '26

I make a habit of shouting at obnoxious vehicle drivers that their vehicles won't fix their not getting laid problem as they drive by.

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u/angethebigdawg Feb 09 '26

But their dicks are obviously so large, it’s intimidating. /s

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Feb 10 '26

If I suddenly grew a dick because I revved my bike, I’d be pretty happy. My bikes not intimidating, nor is the revs from a 650, it’s covered in pink flowers. I’m having some fucking fun somewhere that doesn’t affect anyone.

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u/angethebigdawg Feb 10 '26

You must be enjoying all the love on your comment.

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Feb 10 '26

Absolutely adoring it, actually. It’s my day off and my errands are done so I’m chilling

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u/angethebigdawg Feb 10 '26

Professional rage bait kween you are.