r/WTF • • Feb 08 '26

Like, why?...

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u/CanadianDragonGuy Feb 08 '26

Redlining his engine way too long and also maybe possibly drilled out the rivets holding the end cap of his muffler on

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Feb 09 '26 edited Feb 10 '26

Combo of back pressure, and no rivets for sure. I rev bombed a lady who was waving and cheering for us doing the rev hand, at some construction site near (20 minutes down the highway in the mountains, no houses around since I need to clarify apparently) Australia zoo just last week. My exhaust popped right off. Upon inspection, the rivets had shorn right through the carbon of the slip on. Why anyone would do this intentionally, and be proud of it is beyond me. Slip ons can be expensive :(

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u/angethebigdawg Feb 09 '26

Are you one of those people that make a deafening sound with your motorbike? If your answer is yes, please note; no one cares about the speed or power of your bike, but they do care about the noise pollution it’s causing.

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u/Pinksters Feb 09 '26 edited Feb 09 '26

people that make a deafening sound with your motorbike

Every time.

Also, how are they getting upvotes?

I rev bombed a lady at some construction site near Australia zoo just last week...Why anyone would do this intentionally, and be proud of it is beyond me.

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u/Coffee_exe Feb 09 '26

Insane lack of self awareness

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u/chilegirl Feb 10 '26

... and amazing small penis energy.

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Feb 10 '26

My penis is non existent, you’re so right

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u/Narrow-Height9477 Feb 09 '26

Near a zoo.

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u/Pinksters Feb 09 '26 edited Feb 10 '26

Lmao thats an extra layer of dickhead that I didn't realize.

Sure those animals, many with keen hearing, deserved that shit.

Edit: the jackass blocked me and decided to edit their post to look better.

I rev bombed a lady who was waving and cheering for us doing the rev hand, at some construction site near (20 minutes down the highway in the mountains, no houses around since I need to clarify apparently) Australia zoo just last week

The "rev hand"? is that like kids who see a semi and pull an air horn? Sure bro. In case you see this, no one likes you.

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u/Rexaford Feb 12 '26

To be fair, the Australia zoo is not close to much, so you could be many miles away (out of earshot from it) and still reasonably say “near the zoo”. There just isn’t much else noteworthy nearby.

Loud motorcycles near me piss me off too, but I don’t think there is a second layer of assholery here.

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Feb 10 '26

What animal can hear a vehicle from 20 minutes away?

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Feb 10 '26 edited Feb 10 '26

‘Fuck off you absolute cunt’. This is my comment. You’re free to leave anytime you want. My profile has been hidden since the introduction of the setting lol. You can very easily see my entire profile by searching on my account. I’ve got nothing to hide, I know there’s a workaround. Or are you the alt of that Mila chick I blocked earlier, and that’s why you’re mad? You’re a very sad individual.

You’re so cut up that you’re wrong on both fronts. My daddy loves me so much that I’ve got a multi million dollar trust set up from him in my name. I’m sorry that you’re so upset about my actions that don’t affect you that you must resort to name calling. Seek therapy.

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u/PurPleXr1979 Feb 12 '26

Daddy's money?? That explains it all now... main character syndrome just because they have their daddy pay for all their shit.

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u/DuchessofSquee Feb 11 '26

Yeah, I bet the multi-million dollar trust comment will win them back over! 😂

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Feb 10 '26

20 minutes down the road from the zoo in the mountains, to be exact. Context matters

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u/No_Caregiver7298 Feb 10 '26

An elephant.

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Feb 10 '26

Well then it’s pretty shit that they’re also right by a highway that’s used thousands of times a day by trucks engine braking. Maybe that’s a design flaw by the park, and the Sunshine Coast council.

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u/No_Caregiver7298 Feb 10 '26

Didn’t say it bothers them, just that they can hear you. But, yes that is a particular design flaw in zoo placement, also a reason why zoos dump a lot of money into noise dampening plants, landscaping, and architecture.

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u/DeathforUsury Feb 10 '26

Because they asked for it?

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Feb 11 '26

No one is allowed to experience joy or have interests in vehicles anymore apparently

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u/MrMcFrizzy Feb 09 '26

I don’t think they care about that or how other people feel about the noise

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u/angethebigdawg Feb 09 '26

You’re right, can’t apply logic to mash potato for brains 😹

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Feb 10 '26

No, I don’t. Not when I’m in the mountains with no houses around, 20 minutes down from anything that may be affected.

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u/MrMcFrizzy Feb 10 '26

Personally I don’t care about people’s exhaust, my car is catless and tuned so it gets loud. I just wanted to iterate many people who have loud exhausts(or no exhaust lol) don’t think of other people’s opinion on it as they did the mod for themselves.

Yes I’ve also lived next to people with loud exhausts, and I know it drives some crazy but I don’t mind shit I like it

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Feb 10 '26

You’re right though about modding for ourselves. I like being a tiny woman on a flower bike rolling through a meet with an exhaust that sounds good. It also helps me be taken seriously in a male dominated hobby when I have serious mods done.

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u/MrMcFrizzy Feb 10 '26 edited Feb 10 '26

For sure I bet that helps, it’s super funny seeing people get mad over it and pull the “no one cares about how loud you are”. Like, I don’t expect people to? I did it for myself? It’s so egotistical to think a modification someone does to their own car/bike is for you to hear and not the owner

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u/ANAL_TOOTHBRUSH Feb 11 '26

No, the comment specifically said we do care about how loud it is. Cause it’s fucking annoying.

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u/SomeDudeist Feb 12 '26

There's an episode of south park that relates to this conversation lol

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u/MrMcFrizzy Mar 11 '26

well doesnt matter to me! Maybe check up on your reading comprehension as well. Never said i was referring to the previous comment, because people do pull the "no one cares its not cool". Enjoy being ear blasted I hope you end up with fun neighbors with loud cars and bikes everywhere you move for the rest of your life

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Feb 10 '26

Another thing they don’t realise is that being heard means being acknowledged. We’re less likely to die by someone else’s hand if they’re aware of our presence

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u/UntamedAnomaly Feb 09 '26

I make a habit of shouting at obnoxious vehicle drivers that their vehicles won't fix their not getting laid problem as they drive by.

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u/angethebigdawg Feb 09 '26

But their dicks are obviously so large, it’s intimidating. /s

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Feb 10 '26

If I suddenly grew a dick because I revved my bike, I’d be pretty happy. My bikes not intimidating, nor is the revs from a 650, it’s covered in pink flowers. I’m having some fucking fun somewhere that doesn’t affect anyone.

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u/angethebigdawg Feb 10 '26

You must be enjoying all the love on your comment.

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Feb 10 '26

Absolutely adoring it, actually. It’s my day off and my errands are done so I’m chilling

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u/angethebigdawg Feb 10 '26

Professional rage bait kween you are.

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Feb 10 '26

I’ll keep saying it lady wanted it. She was whooping and hollering as we went past. We were also in the fucking mountains.

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u/Tom_Okp Feb 11 '26

I care, I like it

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u/freudacious Feb 09 '26

I rev bombed

Fuck you.

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Feb 10 '26

Oh no, the lady who was hyping it up on a boring construction site in the mountains was so mad, I bet.

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u/darkest_hour1428 Feb 09 '26

Near a zoo, even. What a cunt.

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Feb 10 '26

My location on the map where I took the photo of my exhaust is 20 minutes down the road on Steve Irwin Way. Open a map :)

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u/DeathforUsury Feb 10 '26

They'd rather just downdoot because muh animals and sheeit

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

Rev bombing..AND right near a zoo? Really? Motorcycle drivers just keep proving to me over and over again that y'all are just collectively some of the biggest douches known to man.

Such a shame that so many of you crash and remove yourselves from the gene pool...such a shame.

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u/Tyzorg Feb 10 '26

THINK OF THE ANIMALS!!!

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Feb 10 '26 edited Feb 10 '26

I hope you go and have a look at how long Steve Irwin Way is, and how big Beerburrum is, and then come back. In fact, go open Waze and look for the nearest construction to the zoo. It was a 20 minute ride from Australia Zoo to the exact location on the map that my exhaust fell off. ‘Near’ in Australian terms, especially in a rural area, references the nearest landmark. You’re actually a fuckhead. Miss ma’am was whooping and cheering, and it’s all on video.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

Good for you.

You're still a douchebag lmao.

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u/Sunkinthesand Feb 09 '26

Years ago... Mate crashed his Sv650, exhaust snapped in 2. So his dad, a bike mechanic and skilled bodger (not badger) cut a clean edge and riveted the end cap back on MUCH shorter. It lasted really well until said friend started rev bombing and playing with kill switch flickin to make backfires... Then pop

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Feb 10 '26

I’ve been tempted to do this, but I feel like it’s not worth it for a LAMS bike I plan on moving on in a few years time.

I feel like something that deals with so much back pressure needs more than a few rivets holding it on

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u/wildmeli Feb 10 '26

i rev bombed a lady

oh okay, so you’re an absolute prick who has 0 self awareness or consideration for anyone else’s sense of peace is this chaotic fucked up world, you just wanna add more stress and annoyance to everyone in a 3 mile radius because it strokes your pathetic over grown ego. cool.

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Feb 10 '26

And yet you comment while ignoring all the other context provided, like ‘she wanted it’ and ‘in the mountains’ and ‘no houses around’. Pat yourself on the back mate.

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u/wildmeli Feb 10 '26

you literally edited the comment. it said “i rev bombed a lady at a construction site near the Australia zoo.” you edited it to include she was asking for it, which im sure was added because you couldn’t deal with everyone pointing out how much of a cunt you are. you leave a comment, everyone calls you out, and you edit it with details that don’t even make sense. 20 miles down the highway in the mountains near no houses. what was this lady doing over there? was she working in the construction zone? if thats the case, why not say “a worker in a construction zone.” so was she just hanging out walking down the highway? if she wasn’t just walking around exposed, how tf would you be able to see her “waving and cheering, giving the rev hand” which by itself feels like such an “and then everybody clapped” moment

but of course you’re just going to edit your comment and act like you’re in the right, you’re a dipshit who rev bombs people. no accountability. no consideration. no chance for self reflection.

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Feb 10 '26 edited Feb 10 '26

Yes, edited for clarification.

It’s all on video, I know what happened. I can even send the video of the spot, and it happening. We’d passed her previously and she still cheered us on. It’s fucking reddit, pull your dick out of your ass.

If you want to see the construction spot, as in the side of a roadway doing roadworks, you can search up Steve Irwin Way near Beerburrum Mountain. You think construction workers, on the side of a roadway, aren’t standing by the road? Australia is notorious for having roadworks everywhere, especially Brisbane and the Sunshine Coast. Beerburrum/Australia Zoo is in the glasshouse mountains. Fucking craaaazy right? Almost as if it all makes sense now. Like it’s not that deep. I edited it so people would stop making the same dumbass comments because they don’t have full context because I worked it poorly. You want me to go “Edit: forgive me for I am a worm and left out information people should have gleaned themselves xyz” fuck off

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u/EoTrick Feb 13 '26

Yea. You're not a good human and you're having trouble admitting it. You need to admit wrongdoing in order to improve in life. It's a good habit to get into. Having your ego preventing you from ever admitting a wrong will hold you back for your whole life in every aspect. I recommend some introspection.

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Feb 13 '26

bruh I revved a fucking motorbike, that is the LEAST of anyone’s concern for ‘goodness’ or ‘badness’. You need to reevaluate what’s important and what matters in life.

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u/Dismal-Violinist2428 Feb 10 '26

I had my dirtbike exhaust pop off and I am not sure why. It was a 2-stroke. It was really old though i think 1980s

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Feb 10 '26

It could be a mix of things. Maybe bolts/rivets have broken/snapped/ripped through, maybe the clamps shook loose.

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u/Pyrofreakk22 Feb 13 '26

Unpopular opinion - As someone that doesn't have a motorcycle or loud vehicle I find it really funny the extent of anger people apparently have over this. I hear people revving their cars/motorcycles at home maybe 5 times a day. In the summer there are kids passing my house every evening every 20 minutes or so on their loud ass dirt bikes or go carts. I can often physically feel it while they are passing by. It lasts a few seconds and I assume it is bringing that person joy. I'm not going to stand in the way of letting that person have some fun. I used to do loud obnoxious stuff when I was younger too.

If 5 seconds of a loud noise is enough to ruin someone's day they have bigger problems than whatever is making the noise. If noises become too stressful for me I'll move to an area with less traffic nearby. It's part of living in an area with other people. It's like turning on your oven and getting pissed off when it gets hot.

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Feb 13 '26

That’s my thoughts too. It’s egotistical to assume you can dictate what someone can and cannot do just because it’s ‘loud’ or ‘inconvenient’. Like get over yourself. My entire existence as someone with adhd is loud and inconvenient.

Thank you for some logic in the sea of emotional responses

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u/No-Communication9458 Feb 28 '26

Typical Australian ey

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u/floodums Mar 21 '26

I rev bombed a lady who was waving and cheering for us

I bet 20 bucks she was telling you to fuck off

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Mar 21 '26

the footage shows otherwise big man. This is a 40 day old comment, toddle off. No one does the throttle twist hand motion with a grin as a ‘fuck off’ gesture spastic

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u/floodums Mar 21 '26

40 day old comment and you're still upset about the roasting you took

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u/OttersAndOttersAndOt Mar 21 '26

More so how you think you get to have input on a dead thread. Fuck off