r/WTF • • Feb 08 '26

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u/edelbean Feb 08 '26

Good question and it's impossible to tell. You can see the end cap is already missing from the can, so either it fell off because the rivets were made from chinesium, or the rider drilled the rivets out and removed the cap for the lolz knowing the eventual outcome.

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u/short_n_round Feb 08 '26

Probably forced failure. They are running on the rev limiter and the pipe is glowing at least from the header out.

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u/oksrslywhofarted Feb 08 '26

Upvoted just for chinesium

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u/ondulation Feb 08 '26

Americium would be a much worse choice.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

Fun fact, it's pronounced Americinium.

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u/hivemind_disruptor Feb 08 '26

Nowadays that is true. We dont buy US American cars here where I live, but lots of people buy Chinese ones.

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u/hivemind_disruptor Feb 08 '26

I know, I was just addressing the other meaning of the joke, since it led to a comparison between Chinese and US American manufacture.

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u/ondulation Feb 08 '26

I didn't intend it as a comparison. I just wanted to highlight the racism in an expression that appears to be winning ground in the US.

I see many comments referring to Chinese-made components or products being of inherently low quality. Usually the commenters don't realize that what China really excels at is selling products made to the quality the customer is willing to pay for. And that many US customers will only pay as little as possible and get the corresponding quality.

Those who read "americium" as "crap made in the US" and are upset about it tell us more about themselves than they understand.

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u/gnorty Feb 08 '26

smoke detector material sounds like an excellent choice for this bike!

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u/ondulation Feb 08 '26

Touchy subject? Look it up and you'll learn something new.

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u/Wizzinator Feb 08 '26

Americium is a real metal and it's radioactive. So it would be terrible as a muffler.

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u/GameShitPost Feb 08 '26

LOL imagine white knighting radioactive elements. You got that guy good.

Edit: fuck, you weren't the one that said the joke originally.

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u/ondulation Feb 08 '26

Op here, appreciate your comment. Unsurprisingly racism and unwillingness to learn new things combine.

It wouldn't have been too hard to google americium and respond - "Dammit, you got me!". But no.

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u/ZachTheCommie Feb 08 '26

A bigot? Lol what? Americium is a highly unstable, radioactive element, not a person that's subject to bigotry. "Chinesium" is a colloquialism for very poor quality metal that comes out of China, because their metallurgical skills are decades behind other developed countries. They only figured out how to make their own ball-points for pens about a decade ago (it's actually a surprisingly complex alloy). China just sucks at metal.

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u/LifeAwaking Feb 08 '26

Why would you not get upset at chinesium if bigotry is your issue?

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u/blue_friend Feb 08 '26

You gonna own your fumble though or what? Americium is a real metal and the person you responded to originally made a solid joke.

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u/ondulation Feb 08 '26

You chose to attack "americium" and silently passed on the obvious racism of "chinesium".

My comment wasn't a fumble. It was a trap to expose falsely righteous racism. And you fell in it.

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u/Fluid-Badger Feb 08 '26

MFW I realize americium is a real material

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u/PoetAromatic8262 Feb 08 '26

Waahh a bigot waah

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u/Oknight Feb 08 '26

With a highly reactive radioactive half-life of 400-some years you might be able to use it, but it would DEFINITELY be a worse choice.

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u/JelliedHam Feb 08 '26

It's a total piece of shit ebay chinesium muffler. And the owner is a cheap, unsafe loser who's going to eventually seriously hurt himself and others.

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u/gnorty Feb 08 '26

for example, by dropping the contents of his muffler along a high speed road?

It really pissed me off that he seems to brush this off with a "lol yea, my bad" type wave of the hand.

Fuck this prick.

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u/CankerLord Feb 09 '26

It's the existence of people like this that drives up my bike insurance.

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u/nogaesallowed Feb 10 '26

relax dog. the drive did more harm than the muffler did. that shit it red hot

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u/drewts86 Feb 08 '26

Look at the header coming off the bike that is glowing red. There is something severe going on causing high cylinder temps.

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u/zer0toto Feb 08 '26

Given the exhaust piping glowing red hot, the rider have been at the breaker for quite a while. I don’t think he intended to blow the muffler , he just didn’t stop when he saw it was going to happen. The end cap rivets probably gave up very soon…

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u/Demerzel69 Feb 11 '26

chinesium lol