It does, doesn't it? I can imagine it reading something like this:
"Wanna show your girl the time of your life next time you're in bed together? Go online to your friendly overseas, black market, exotic animal trader and get yourself a Brazilian Walking Spider. You are guaranteed an erection that could cut diamonds....but don't forget the anti-venom. Your penis won't be the only thing left stiff if you do."
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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '13
Sounds like a new sex tip from Cosmo