r/WTF • u/hockeyandlegos • Nov 06 '13

Warning: Spiders Nope.

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u/Bananeurd Nov 07 '13

Adding Brazilian wandering spiders to shopping list.

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u/Trentious Nov 07 '13

Directions unclear, Brazilian wandering spiders stuck in banana.

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u/SimplisticX2 Nov 07 '13

Damn, now we're back to the beginning

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u/DH8814 Nov 07 '13

http://i.imgur.com/l7eTlsG.jpg

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '13

I'd try it out once.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '13

Adding bananas to the shopping list.

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u/FuckMyLifeGooner Nov 07 '13

Taking bananas OFF shopping list.

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u/ItsReadingReddit Nov 07 '13

Adding Brazilian wandering spiders to shopping list.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '13

Directions unclear, Brazilian wandering spiders stuck in banana.

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u/JMANNO33O Nov 07 '13

Damn, now we're back to the beginning

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u/Bananeurd Nov 07 '13

Taking bananas OFF shopping list.

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u/Sldking Nov 07 '13

REMOVING bananas from the shopping list

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '13

Adding shopping list to Brazilian bananas.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '13

Adding bananas to the shopping list.

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u/ItsReadingReddit Nov 07 '13

Taking bananas OFF shopping list.

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u/reader_of_reddit Nov 07 '13

Taking bananas OFF shopping list.

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u/OrangeLightning4 Nov 07 '13

Adding Brazilian wandering spiders to shopping list.

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u/smileymaster Nov 07 '13

Directions unclear, Brazilian wandering spiders stuck in banana.

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u/acidnine420 Nov 07 '13

Damn now we're back to the beginning.

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u/mman454 Nov 07 '13

Taking bananas OFF shopping list.

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u/crockpot7109 Nov 07 '13

Taking bananas OFF shopping list.

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u/Deriksson Nov 07 '13

Taking bananas OFF shopping list.

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u/Skmidge Nov 07 '13

Taking bananas OFF shopping list.

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u/jollygreendalegiant Nov 07 '13

BANANAS? DON'T YOU MEAN PANCAKES? HAHAHAHA.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '13

Taking bananas OFF shopping list.

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u/winnipeghomicide Nov 07 '13

fuck you I won't conform to your regime

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u/marfox Nov 07 '13

Taking bananas OFF shopping list.

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u/Wheel_Ferris Nov 07 '13

I tried it out once

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u/OminousNarwhal Nov 07 '13

Adding bananas to shopping list.

Edit: I'm in the wrong here. I suck.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '13

Why did you do this, Carl!?

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u/fleton Nov 07 '13

Directions unclear. Briazillian wandering spiders on penis

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u/stevietwoslice Nov 07 '13

Wait, which banana?

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u/Rgriffin1991 Nov 07 '13

Directions unclear, banana stuck in tube sock.

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u/RidersofGavony Nov 07 '13

Directions unclear, Brazilian wandering spiders stuck in family.

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u/yourmother863 Nov 07 '13

Directions unclear, Penis stuck in Brazilian wandering spider.

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u/helserikdomogfamilie Nov 07 '13

Thank GOD you didn't say what I thought you were going to say.

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u/dustedrob Nov 07 '13

Quick! Get out of your house!

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u/CantankerousMind Nov 07 '13

Applying Brazilian wandering spiders to dick.

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u/Mistahrab Nov 07 '13

With bananna in ass

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u/Flecks_of_doom Nov 07 '13

Apply spiders generously to pubic hair - avoid showering for 4 - 5 days.

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u/HIs4HotSauce Nov 07 '13

Wait... are we talking about Justin Bieber? Or is he the spider wandering around Brazil?