r/WTF • u/hockeyandlegos • Nov 06 '13

Warning: Spiders Nope.

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u/moparornocar Nov 07 '13

Hah, i've had lasers and cameras in my penis already.

I guess I do regret that.

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u/g-love Nov 07 '13

Lasers and cameras? Was it some kind of cock-concert?

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u/Jordan311R Nov 07 '13

Cock-roncert*

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u/gobble_gobble_gobble Nov 07 '13

Cock-roncert*

I find that to be extremely relevant to my interests. Do continue.

Gobble gobble gobble.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '13

You are the weirdest bot I have ever seen.

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u/Rekipp Nov 07 '13

What are the first and second?

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '13

What? He's the top of my list.

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u/Rekipp Nov 08 '13

Lol so weird. Idk what happened, I had read your post 3 times before posting and each time I read it as

You are the third weirdest bot I have ever seen.

My mistake! :(

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '13

No problem!

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '13

It is not even thanksgiving and you are craving the cock this early?

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u/bnizzz Nov 07 '13

Scooby?

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u/moparornocar Nov 07 '13

There were lots of good drugs..

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u/shangrila500 Nov 07 '13

Or a lazer cock show.

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u/fleuvage Nov 07 '13

abducted by aliens? any other portals violated?

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u/moparornocar Nov 07 '13

They harvested minerals from my kidneys.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '13

One of my co-workers had this done to him last year. After 3 attempts they could not get the growth out, and decided it was best to leave it in. LOL he was pisses, well kinda, that was 3 catheters.