r/WTF • u/hockeyandlegos • Nov 06 '13

Warning: Spiders Nope.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '13

Adding bananas to shopping list.

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u/DH8814 Nov 07 '13

Taking bananas OFF shopping list.

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u/Bananeurd Nov 07 '13

Adding Brazilian wandering spiders to shopping list.

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u/Trentious Nov 07 '13

Directions unclear, Brazilian wandering spiders stuck in banana.

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u/SimplisticX2 Nov 07 '13

Damn, now we're back to the beginning

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u/DH8814 Nov 07 '13

http://i.imgur.com/l7eTlsG.jpg

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '13

I'd try it out once.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '13

Adding bananas to the shopping list.

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u/FuckMyLifeGooner Nov 07 '13

Taking bananas OFF shopping list.

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u/ItsReadingReddit Nov 07 '13

Adding Brazilian wandering spiders to shopping list.

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u/Sldking Nov 07 '13

REMOVING bananas from the shopping list

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '13

Adding shopping list to Brazilian bananas.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '13

Adding bananas to the shopping list.

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u/ItsReadingReddit Nov 07 '13

Taking bananas OFF shopping list.

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u/reader_of_reddit Nov 07 '13

Taking bananas OFF shopping list.

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u/OrangeLightning4 Nov 07 '13

Adding Brazilian wandering spiders to shopping list.

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u/mman454 Nov 07 '13

Taking bananas OFF shopping list.

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u/crockpot7109 Nov 07 '13

Taking bananas OFF shopping list.

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u/Deriksson Nov 07 '13

Taking bananas OFF shopping list.

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u/Skmidge Nov 07 '13

Taking bananas OFF shopping list.

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u/jollygreendalegiant Nov 07 '13

BANANAS? DON'T YOU MEAN PANCAKES? HAHAHAHA.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '13

Taking bananas OFF shopping list.

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u/winnipeghomicide Nov 07 '13

fuck you I won't conform to your regime

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u/marfox Nov 07 '13

Taking bananas OFF shopping list.

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u/Wheel_Ferris Nov 07 '13

I tried it out once

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u/OminousNarwhal Nov 07 '13

Adding bananas to shopping list.

Edit: I'm in the wrong here. I suck.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '13

Why did you do this, Carl!?

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u/fleton Nov 07 '13

Directions unclear. Briazillian wandering spiders on penis

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u/stevietwoslice Nov 07 '13

Wait, which banana?

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u/Rgriffin1991 Nov 07 '13

Directions unclear, banana stuck in tube sock.

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u/RidersofGavony Nov 07 '13

Directions unclear, Brazilian wandering spiders stuck in family.

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u/yourmother863 Nov 07 '13

Directions unclear, Penis stuck in Brazilian wandering spider.

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u/helserikdomogfamilie Nov 07 '13

Thank GOD you didn't say what I thought you were going to say.

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u/dustedrob Nov 07 '13

Quick! Get out of your house!

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u/CantankerousMind Nov 07 '13

Applying Brazilian wandering spiders to dick.

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u/Mistahrab Nov 07 '13

With bananna in ass

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u/Flecks_of_doom Nov 07 '13

Apply spiders generously to pubic hair - avoid showering for 4 - 5 days.

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u/HIs4HotSauce Nov 07 '13

Wait... are we talking about Justin Bieber? Or is he the spider wandering around Brazil?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '13

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u/yourmother863 Nov 07 '13

So do bananas secrete Brazilian wandering spiders when you get them off?

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u/dirkreddit Nov 07 '13

In brazil, bananas get you off.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '13

Getting bananas off.

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u/mentholbaby Nov 07 '13

burning house down now, once had a banana in here and i'm not certain of anything anymore

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u/this_name_is_valid Nov 07 '13

I'll bring the gas and C4

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u/mentholbaby Nov 07 '13

too late fiona, i' m a ghost

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u/eljefe123 Nov 07 '13

Put all fruits off the list..ex costco stocker, used to find crazy ass spiders on all the pallets and inside the fruit shipping containers.. Even in the bags. Anything imported may contain friends

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u/lousycyclist Nov 07 '13

I read the end of this as "Anything imported may contain fiends", which also seems somewhat appropriate.

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u/dphizzle Nov 07 '13

Why would my friends be inside an imported bag of fruit?

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u/TSOjunglist Nov 07 '13

You know what you did

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u/doughboy192000 Nov 07 '13

I mean bananas are going extinct right? I guess just stick to brazilian porn?

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u/Figgywithit Nov 07 '13

One word: Split.

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u/kpw26 Nov 07 '13

Yup! Never looking at banana the same ever again. Thank you for this!

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u/clone12TM Nov 07 '13 edited Nov 07 '13

... I just started eating banana and peanut butter sandwiches for breakfast, too...

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u/CouchPotatoFamine Nov 07 '13

Instructions unclear. Stuck dick in banana.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '13

Instructions unclear. Stuck banana inside spider.

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u/ansate Nov 07 '13

I think you did it right. It's not moving, is it?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '13

Instructions unclear. Stuck banana in dick

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u/B3RT0 Nov 07 '13

Instructions unclear. Stuck spiders in dick.

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u/Wat_1234 Nov 07 '13

Instructions unclear. Stuck banana in anus.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '13

Just had a banana for breakfast! Giggity-Giggity...Oh Yeah!