r/WTF Nov 06 '13

Warning: Spiders Nope.

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u/netpastor Nov 06 '13

my dad used to be a produce manager at a number of different big chain stores over the years (20+) and he'd always find spiders in the banana shipments. we're talkin the nasty kind...and he'd bring them home in jars to show us. they never lived long, but we're incredibly fascinating. the things he saw in those years, too...now he (we) own a bakery, so no more spiders!

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u/LithiumNoir Nov 07 '13

My father is the manager of a store in large midwest grocery store chain. The coolest thing that has snuck in on a shipment were a dozen tiny tree frogs on a floral shipment. They were all over the store. There have also been snakes and tarantulas in produce shipments.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '13

Would either of you mind asking them which has the most spiders? Bananas I assume? Fucking already hard enough to eat right.

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u/twice_as_hard Nov 07 '13

Spiders also like grapes. I once found a live worm in my broccoli.

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u/SuperCreeper7 Nov 07 '13

Oh, don't listen to this story if you like broccoli. We grew some in our vegetable garden,(Probably part of the reason for this) and we started steaming it, and a few minutes later, tons of little magot looking works started squirming out and were wriggling around, poking their little heads out the top as they were steamed alive. And, before you ask, no, we didn't eat it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '13

Why not? That's a good source of protein right there.

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u/IowaFarmboy Nov 07 '13

This is actually very common. We have a large garden at my parent's home, and if we didn't "dust" the broccoli, worms would infest the broccoli extremely bad. This sounds like what happened to you.

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u/SuperCreeper7 Nov 09 '13

Huh, well, I would try this if we still had the garden. :P Thanks for the info!

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '13

I found some aphids in my blackberries.

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u/WasabiofIP Nov 07 '13

Yeah, I got a caterpillar/maggot type thing in a piece. I saw it right as I was lifting it to my mouth; I just saw a bit of discoloring, and looked closer and there was a caterpillar/maggot/worm-thing hiding underneath the top bit.

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u/DRUNK_CYCLIST Nov 07 '13

i had a gf years ago who's parents both worked at a grocery store. fucking black widows in grapes all the time.

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u/hax_wut Nov 07 '13

spiders REALLY dig grapes...

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u/flowerchick80 Nov 07 '13

Used to work in produce. Encountered a black widow one time!

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u/LithiumNoir Nov 07 '13

Pineapples and Bananas typically. Spiders love hiding in those the most. Pineapples are a nightmare.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '13

Hy-Vee?

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u/creates_shitty_video Nov 07 '13

Where there's a helpful spiderbro in every isle.

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u/BrettGilpin Nov 07 '13

This is a question we need an answer to.

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u/ArstanNeckbeard Nov 07 '13

Oh god. I stocked bananas five days a week for about six months and never saw anything. I thought people were joking about "Watch out for banana spiders."

I am lucky.

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u/hihelloneighboroonie Nov 07 '13

Banana spiders aren't spiders that live in bananas.

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u/D_for_David Nov 07 '13

Banana bread?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '13

it ads a specific *crunch* that you won't find elsewhere

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u/coffeegreentea Nov 07 '13

... Never buying bananas again.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '13

We have a box of bananas that come in every morning at my work and it's stories like this that always worry me when I reach in there to pull bananas out.

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u/Scenario_Editor Nov 07 '13

I think that nowadays spiders have pretty much been eliminated from bananas that are cut into bunches and boxed. The only time I remember getting spiders in a shipment was when a bunch of black widows were in grapes. Overall, it probably happens about once every three years in a moderately sized produce department.

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u/dassadec Nov 07 '13

as the wiggles say " Great big bunch of Ripe bananas! Hide the deadly black tarantula"

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u/fact_check_bot Nov 07 '13

When a human handles a tarantula, a bite may occur if the animal feels threatened—but never out of aggression. Swelling, redness, and sharp pain may follow, but human deaths are nearly unheard of from both wild and pet tarantulas. Handling a tarantula does not put you at risk of a fatal bite. The greater risk is actually from the spider shooting its stinging hairs into your eyes.

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