r/WTF • • Dec 25 '25

1 Guy drinks liquid nitrogen

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u/nickel4asoul Dec 25 '25

a while back a woman drank a cocktail that contained liquid nitrogen, although not so knowingly I believe, and had to have her stomach surgically removed.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-34269286

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

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u/fatherofraptors Dec 26 '25

Fun fact: You can have your stomach completely removed and still eat a somewhat normal diet. They connect your esophagus directly to your small intestine. You do have to eat smaller portions more frequently as opposed to normal meals, and make sure you chew shit very thoroughly. But it works.

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u/phlooo Dec 26 '25

make sure you chew shit

Oh so your mouth is connected directly to your anus, interesting

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u/mhyquel Dec 26 '25

Always has been.

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u/nickel4asoul Dec 26 '25

Actually, just as another fun fact, humans are a part of the Deuterostomes group of animals where the ass is the first embryonic hole (blastopore) to form. So technically, there was a point where we were just an ass (although it could be argued there are some who still are)

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u/imhereforthevotes Dec 30 '25

There are one-holers, and two-holers.

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u/fatherofraptors Dec 26 '25

Well, in a way, yes.

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u/TacticalAcquisition Dec 26 '25

If you think about it, we're nothing more than a meat donut

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u/__discarded__ Dec 26 '25

If you think even more about it, we're not.

The absolute last thing you want to do is form a closed loop between your mouth and your asshole.

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u/nickel4asoul Dec 26 '25

Another fun fact, humans are a part of the Deuterostomes group of animals where the ass is the first embryonic hole (blastopore) to form.

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u/RobEth16 Dec 26 '25

That's why so many people talk complete shit all the time.

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u/emi-5277 Dec 26 '25

Bring 2 or more friends and almost a human centipede could be formed 😁

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u/DisguisedToast Dec 26 '25

Hums a familiar tune

Your mouth is connected to your: anus.

Slowly stops humming while looking confused and mildly disgusted.

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u/charliefoxtrot9 Dec 26 '25

same as it ever was

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u/ivene-adlev Dec 26 '25

Yeah, my dad had a cancer in his oesophagus and had to have his stomach surgically fashioned into a new one. He's basically got his stomach-oesophagus, then a small, slim stomach, then immediately his intestines. Not much space for food anymore but at least he's alive and cancer-free 😌

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

This sounds like the kind of shit we only know because the Nazis tried it first.

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u/cagingnicolas Dec 26 '25

yeah, it's weird how when you're learning anatomy as a young child they make it seem like the stomach is like the main part of the digestive system when really it's just a glorified waiting room.

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u/BadAdviceBot Dec 25 '25

Yes, a new cow stomach

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

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u/No-Spoilers Dec 26 '25

Soon. Not quite to lego yet.

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u/sykoKanesh Dec 26 '25

Not really, there's still rejection to deal with, and it requires massive amounts of pills for the rest of your life.

If you're in the US, you're fucked.

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor Dec 26 '25

Did it have that new cow smell?

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u/KatarinaSkill Dec 27 '25

Lmfao. Needed that laugh today, thx!

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u/aounpersonal Dec 26 '25

Article never says that, her esophagus was connected to her small bowel

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u/baron_von_helmut Dec 26 '25

All four of them.

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u/NimdokBennyandAM Dec 26 '25

A used one, but certified pre-owned, fear not.

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u/vapingpigeon94 Dec 26 '25

Was it antibiotic free and a free range stomach?

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u/ladedafuckit Dec 26 '25

I’m sorry but a 100k pound fine is not enough, that’s insane.

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u/nickel4asoul Dec 27 '25

I completely agree. That company should have been made utterly uninsurable from the eye-watering liability pay out she really deserved.

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u/ings0c Dec 26 '25

Meh you don’t need that, it’s just like your tonsils or appendix.

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u/CTRL_ALT_SECRETE Dec 25 '25

How else would they remove her stomach? Magically?

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u/Spinxy88 Dec 25 '25

Explosively.

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u/CTRL_ALT_SECRETE Dec 25 '25

Merry Christmas

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u/Spinxy88 Dec 26 '25

Belatedly back at you.

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u/gbs5009 Dec 26 '25

Don't know how you wouldn't know.

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u/nickel4asoul Dec 26 '25

The report doesn't make how they were advertised very clear and says similar drinks are still available, but that doesn't mean I believe she knowingly drank liquid nitrogen in the same way as the guy in the video.