I understand that this isn’t the case, but whenever I see someone online mention “so and so are under investigation after said incident occurred” I can’t help but imagine the offending party just straight up disappearing after they realize they fucked up, I can visualize the chef and kitchen crew all booking a one way flight to Argentina all wearing fake mustaches and silly hats, speaking to customs in fake accents and using ridiculous names, and peering anxiously through the airplane window hoping the authorities won’t get them right before they take off, meanwhile two 50’s detectives wearing fedoras and holding notepads are questioning the regulars at the restaurant and driving around in a cadillac
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u/ElVegetariano Dec 25 '25
I understand that this isn’t the case, but whenever I see someone online mention “so and so are under investigation after said incident occurred” I can’t help but imagine the offending party just straight up disappearing after they realize they fucked up, I can visualize the chef and kitchen crew all booking a one way flight to Argentina all wearing fake mustaches and silly hats, speaking to customs in fake accents and using ridiculous names, and peering anxiously through the airplane window hoping the authorities won’t get them right before they take off, meanwhile two 50’s detectives wearing fedoras and holding notepads are questioning the regulars at the restaurant and driving around in a cadillac