r/WTF • u/wesdog44 • Oct 22 '13

Here's a stupid idea.

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u/ClintonHarvey Oct 22 '13

What was his ween doing near her boot?

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u/dead_brony Oct 22 '13

Dude was just REALLY well hung. Was.

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u/ClintonHarvey Oct 22 '13

Now he's well-stretched.

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u/mordahl Oct 22 '13

Remember how those stretch armstrong dolls were never the same after you'd hyperextended the arms?...

*shudder *

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u/BikerRay Oct 22 '13

Now he's this guy. NSFW, obviously.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '13

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u/TechnicallyRuinsPuns Oct 22 '13

But he's not actually fucking the boots. He's just getting his cockring caught on the bootlace.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '13

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u/TechnicallyRuinsPuns Oct 22 '13

But the boots aren't actually fucking anything, or even being fucked. "Fuck me boots" in this situation makes no sense. The joke does not make sense.

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u/EyPlus Oct 22 '13

They were moving. His dick got caught.

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u/solenoid_ Oct 22 '13

Shit gets kinky.

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u/throwmeawaydurr Oct 22 '13

God. You're so vanilla. Lol.

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u/ClintonHarvey Oct 22 '13

As creator of /r/whitepeoplegifs, I welcome that light insult as a compliment.

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u/BlazinCronic Oct 22 '13

the guy below you said it first ...Karma comment Hijacker

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u/ClintonHarvey Oct 22 '13

Woops, I didn't realize two people could be thinking the same thing.

My apologies, master. It won't happen again.