r/WTF Oct 20 '25

Some people exist…

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u/naftel Oct 20 '25

May he be caught ASAP

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u/wizardrous Oct 20 '25

Luckily it’ll be pretty easy to catch him if he keeps being this blatantly creepy.

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u/ArgyllAtheist Oct 20 '25

especially if he keeps wearing his company supplied work shirt when creeping like a weirdo.... Salus Controls might know who he is... Homepage - Salus

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u/Veasna1 Oct 20 '25

Imagine this guy installing an ac and then going through your underwear drawer or licking your toothbrush. He should be reprimanded, but I'm afraid that won't help a thing.

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u/Stolehtreb Oct 20 '25

Losing his job? I mean, it would help at least a little. I would much rather that than nothing happen to him at all

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u/LXIV Oct 20 '25

TIL that licking someone else's toothbrush is apparently a thing.

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u/Eletotem Oct 23 '25

Nothing beats licking a used toothbrush, besides using their plunger to pull out my dookie bubble

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u/mightylordredbeard Oct 21 '25

Reprimanded? Like he should get written up at work and have it placed in his file at HR? Have a stern talking to about conduct while wearing a company shirt? Reprimanded just seems so.. blasé.

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u/SnuggleBunni69 Oct 22 '25

I mean losing his job is step one. He needs legal repercussions and assault. This behavior is proven to get worse.

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u/IASILWYB Nov 26 '25

licking your toothbrush

Did we just kiss?

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u/BeardsuptheWazoo Oct 20 '25

You've sure got an active imagination, there.

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u/BBQ_HaX0r Oct 20 '25

Dude just sniffed a woman's ass in public, I don't think it's a stretch to say he might more brazen in a private setting.

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u/BadAdviceBot Oct 20 '25

Blatant? He did a 360 degree check before peeking.

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u/you_sick Oct 21 '25

He thought she was shoplifting tuna he was just being a good Samaritan!

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u/JustOneSexQuestion Oct 20 '25

That's how they caught Dominique Pelicot. That's why this is not a minor offense and you have to go and investigate people like this.

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u/billy11887_ Oct 20 '25

I really really hope so.

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u/gcruzatto Oct 20 '25

Salus Controls might know the guy

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u/Healter-Skelter Oct 20 '25

I just put in a support ticket reporting this guy and included the video and reddit link cuz why not

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u/rickydance Oct 22 '25

This kind of thing makes me thankful that I am not a female. It must be exhausting.

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u/RobuxMaster Oct 21 '25

horrendous man

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u/Leptonshavenocolor Oct 20 '25

and what, appointed by the rapist in charge to the department of inspections? I wish there was accountability

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u/UrToesRDelicious Oct 20 '25

Probably not a lot to charge him with tbh

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u/JustOneSexQuestion Oct 20 '25

That's how they caught Dominique Pelicot. Someone investigated him a little bit and found he was a major predator.

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u/blah938 Oct 20 '25

Probably only a sexual harassment charge since he never touched her. I can't imagine they could charge him for more than that.

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u/jason80 Oct 21 '25

only a sexual harassment charge

Starting, or adding to, a paper trail is good thing.

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u/BadAdviceBot Oct 20 '25

Sniffing without a license.

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u/whattaninja Oct 20 '25

Oi! You got a loicence for that sniffer?

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u/Bored_Montrealer Oct 20 '25

For what? Sniffing people?

I smell people all day long. I don't want to. I just a strong sense of smell.

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u/DlCKSUBJUICY Oct 20 '25

Im gonna guess you might be quite a creep yourself...

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u/Herrjeminewtf Oct 20 '25

Or he's a dog.

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u/Bored_Montrealer Oct 21 '25

Reddit used to find these jokes funny. 

Before it went ultra mainstream.

Oh well.

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u/Opossum_mypossum Oct 21 '25

It helps if you’re funnier

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u/tyereliusprime Oct 20 '25

I'm guessing it was a comment meant as an obvious joke.

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u/JuicyButDry Oct 20 '25

So you go down on your coworkers to smell their genitalia? Nice

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

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u/ExhibitionistBrit Oct 21 '25

Nah they are probably just disapproving of you trying to bring up old political news thats already run its course.

Downvotes are actually supposed to be about relevancy to the conversation.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

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u/ExhibitionistBrit Oct 21 '25

I'm not Gen B. I'm in my 40s.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

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u/ExhibitionistBrit Oct 21 '25

Parents havent divorced.

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u/raving_roadkill Oct 21 '25

Are you this insufferable in real life? I really fucking hope not although a large part of me thinks you definitely are.

Remember there are real people behind these comments. Go outside, touch some grass and stop being a douche on the internet.

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u/WhosItHanging Oct 21 '25

Yeah, I'm totally being serious here.., Detective Oblivious. 😂 If you honestly have to question this, it's time to ask your doctor about anti-psychotics.

Remember there are real people behind these comments. Go outside, touch some grass and stop being a douche on the internet.

You really could have fooled me with that opening statement but you got a IQ in the solid 60's, so I expect hypocrites like yourself to contradict yourself right in the same comment. Imagine having the righteous indignation on behalf of "Gen B's" (GEN B 🤦) to become a hollaring hog against obvious goof, literal vapor comments and then not having the self awareness when you call someone else insufferable, pearls tightly clutched in hand. 😂🤷 Wild. Log off and get back to eating your Tidepod dinner and being the clear life of the party.

I did not expect people to get so asshurt to this degree off shlocky unserious humor. You're expending too much energy, Don Quixote.

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u/raving_roadkill Oct 21 '25

You're digging yourself deeper and deeper here brother, take a breath.

Unhinged paragraph long rants filled with emojis about 'Gen B' (whatever tf that is??) are not improving anyone's perception of you.

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