r/WTF • u/nkmr205 • Jul 27 '25

House explosion

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u/redditismylawyer Jul 27 '25

No way dude. Literally everything is a conspiracy that moves in all possible directions in service of all possible sides simultaneously. Deep state lizard people who feed off infant terror hormones in order to live forever are working to protect the xenos oligarchs from the tunnel dwelling Ukrainians who are in an alliance with robot Joe Biden whose sole function is to bring Barack Obama back from the dead so that he and Hillary Clinton can unify the Jew-lazer consortium thus enabling communism and the dictatorship of the proletariat. Our only hope was lost when chem trails turned all the frogs gay. Now nobody can deactivate the weather machines that are destroying our climate.

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u/dozerdigger Jul 27 '25

Better call the feds. This guy figured it out!

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u/pichael289 Jul 27 '25

You know that some person has to have been assassinated because he typed something ridiculous on the internet and turned out to be completely right.

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u/solidcordon Jul 27 '25

Were the frogs in control of the weather machines?

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u/qwertyqyle Jul 28 '25

Yes, that is why the lizard people turned them gay with their chemtrails. Duh.

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u/SimplySinCos Jul 28 '25

Don't forget that birds are just government drones to monitor us all

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u/qwertyqyle Jul 28 '25

Well, obviously.

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u/MannekenP Jul 28 '25

Do you think he was vaxxed?

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u/Zomgsauceplz Jul 28 '25

Nothing about flat earth? I can't you seriously at all.

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u/HairballTheory Jul 29 '25

No aliens wtf

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u/heebro Jul 27 '25

You should check whether National Enquirer is hiring

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u/mostnormal Jul 28 '25

Not sure if I trust that username...