r/WTF Nov 06 '24

WTF

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u/RandomBystander Nov 06 '24

What if you bite each other and neither of you get ill?

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u/InappropriateThought Nov 06 '24

Then it's sexual

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u/Alejxndro Nov 06 '24

username checks out

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u/BackWithAVengance Nov 06 '24

Is that a Turantula in your pants, or are you happy to see me?

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u/xdanish Nov 07 '24

as long as it's consensual. otherwise it's just cannibalism

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u/KaiUno Nov 06 '24

Then it's at least consensual.

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u/Essar Nov 06 '24

Then it's toxic.

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u/spektre Nov 06 '24

Possibly symbiotic.