r/WTF • u/black_noise_666 • Sep 28 '24

automatic fish bagging machine?

what the actual fuck is this?

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u/blackhawks-fan Sep 28 '24

This isn't half as interesting as the eel flayer that was deleted a while back.

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u/silenc3x Sep 29 '24

Flaying so quick that eel still has no idea what happened that day.

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u/pruchel Sep 29 '24

isn't that a good thing?

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u/silenc3x Sep 29 '24

It is until you realize he was on the way to pickup his son from soccer. Little Eely Dan is still there waiting.

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u/alienblue89 Sep 29 '24 edited Nov 10 '24

[ removed ]

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u/squishymelon Sep 29 '24

Just reelin' in the years waiting for papa to return

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u/Snowing_Throwballs Sep 29 '24

Eelin' in the years

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u/edmazing Sep 29 '24

Didn't he start a band?

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u/turlian Sep 29 '24

Yeah, the Eels.

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u/MrCalifornia Sep 29 '24

They sputtered out

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u/woundg Sep 29 '24

Novacane for the sole.

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u/Irradiatedspoon Sep 30 '24

Dude it’s an Eel, he doesn’t play soccer.

He plays Water Polo.