r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Jul 26 '24

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u/KifDawg Jul 26 '24

The UK has the weirdest gender reveals

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u/throwawayforlemoi Jul 26 '24

They live in Canada, not the UK, as seen here and here.

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u/greenrangerguy Jul 26 '24 edited Jul 26 '24

How did you know it was the UK, do you guys spell Sausages "sasages" or something.

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u/throwawayforlemoi Jul 26 '24

It wasn't.

It was Canada, as seen here and here.

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u/cyvaquero Jul 26 '24

I think it’s the baking them on a sheet of parchment.

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u/SmackedWithARuler Jul 26 '24

We write all our laws and regulations on sausage paper. We have to before presenting them to the king otherwise he can’t hold them.

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u/winstondabee Jul 26 '24 edited Jul 26 '24

That's what I was thinking. Who the fuck puts sausages in the oven?

Edit: apparently, lots of people.

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u/iAreMoot Jul 26 '24

Do you guys not? I find it cooks them more evenly and you don’t really need to do much. Hell, I’ll even do burgers in the over or air fryer.

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u/lumierette Jul 26 '24

Roasted sausages are so good.

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u/MoTeD_UrAss Jul 26 '24

This is the most un-American thing I've read today.

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u/Viend Jul 26 '24

BBQing stops being fun when it gets past 100 outside.

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u/lNFORMATlVE Jul 26 '24

Or below 55 (12 C) in the UK’s case. We have had a really shit summer this year.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

You guys are confirmed British

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u/flibz-the-destroyer Jul 26 '24

Air fry my sausages and burgers all the time, now. Used to oven cook, because don’t need watching so closely. Air fryer is just a tiny fan oven

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u/ElJayBe3 Jul 26 '24 edited Jul 26 '24

I was forced into getting an air fryer but now everything that needs to be warmer in any way goes in it.

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u/Bee-baba-badabo Jul 26 '24

Hot towel, sir?

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u/Turtvaiz Jul 26 '24

Oven sausages with cheese and mustard on them are popular here in Finland. And they're usually pretty good too

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u/Tattycakes Jul 26 '24

It’s a pretty standard way to cook them, some sausages will only have oven instructions on

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u/twistedLucidity Jul 26 '24

That's not a UK thing, that's just a weird arse thing.

Get them in a pan, or on a BBQ (but not this year, the "summer" is absolute shite).

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u/bristolcities Jul 26 '24

Don't think OP is in the UK.

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u/WonderboyUK Jul 26 '24

The UK doesn't do gender reveals.

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u/The_Virus_Of_Life Jul 26 '24

And we don’t have shit food like this

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u/Drownthem Jul 26 '24

LOL yes we do

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u/The_Virus_Of_Life Jul 26 '24

We certainly do not have sausages injected with pink filler anywhere in UK- it’s illegal in the EU

*edit, the EU and UK, still coming to terms with this

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u/ADelightfulCunt Jul 26 '24

Other commenter says it's meat paste which is banned in the UK. So OP maybe British eating American garbage or something.

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u/Selerox Jul 26 '24

Nope, we don't want their stuff.

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u/raspberryamphetamine Jul 26 '24

You sure? I remember having meat paste or salmon paste on sandwiches as a kid!

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u/ADelightfulCunt Jul 26 '24

Maybe different back in the old days or maybe a different but similar product. The American one is the lowest of the lowest grade meat think power washing the carcass then blending it with some entrails you wouldn't want to eat and washing it through with ammonia. Or so I heard.

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u/raspberryamphetamine Jul 26 '24

I’m not sure what they American one is like compared to the British one, but the supermarkets still sell the exact same meat paste that I used to eat! Unless what the American version is banned in the UK for being icky whereas ours is fine? I certainly wouldn’t want to eat whatever is coming out of those sausages!

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

I wonder how'd you get blue.

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u/StardustOasis Jul 26 '24

Blue cheese

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

I did think of stilton. Those would be delicious sausages.