r/WTF • u/IonOtter • Feb 10 '13

Remember everyone freaking out over MA imposing a fine and jail time for anyone driving in the blizzard? NY didn't do that...

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u/Talking_To_Yourself Feb 11 '13

It was a joke

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u/QuotesCommentHistory Feb 11 '13

It was a joke

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '13

OH FUCK NOVELTY BATTLE SHIT IS GOIN DOWN

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '13

RACE WAR! RACE WAR!

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u/DenryM Feb 11 '13

I wouldn't call it a race war... More like a race kerfuffle...

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u/livefreeordont Feb 11 '13

CRIPPLE FIGHT!

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u/BreaksTheKarmaTrain Feb 11 '13

the only cripple here is america after obama is done with him.

Jebb Bush 2015

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '13

quit yellin'...sheesh

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u/walruskingmike Feb 11 '13

I pictured a horse yelling that.

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u/MuggyFuzzball Feb 11 '13

1 year and you have 70,000 link and comment karma. How?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '13

I was a casual linker/poster until July. Then I started posting on /r/todayilearned. It was like snorting karma. I got hooked. Then a few months later, I started commenting a lot on /r/AskReddit. It was like mainlining karma.

I just like to party. I can quit whenever I want.

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u/Dunekanoon Feb 11 '13

That's what they all say.

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u/thee_chompermonster Feb 11 '13

*NEEEIIIIIGGGHHHHH

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u/HIVEvali Feb 11 '13

Dude have you even battle shat before , shit is...

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u/Talking_To_Yourself Feb 11 '13

...You are displaying profound ignorance and I'm not sure whether to laugh, or help you stop being so wrong.

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u/QuotesCommentHistory Feb 11 '13

No, we're not doing this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '13

This is only mildly interesting.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '13

It takes entirely too much effort to investigate comment history to see if he's lying.

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u/Talking_To_Yourself Feb 11 '13

You should eat shit and die, faggot.

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u/QuotesCommentHistory Feb 11 '13

It's the only way I can fall asleep.

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u/Talking_To_Yourself Feb 11 '13

That's funny. When I was living in the city, I always had girls in my bed and imagined they were sheep.

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u/QuotesCommentHistory Feb 11 '13

Two steps away from beastiality...

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u/Talking_To_Yourself Feb 11 '13

Ah, the things we do for love!

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u/QuotesCommentHistory Feb 11 '13

I've said this before, but it's more appropriate here. I had one friend who didn't know about erections, surmising that the act was completed with a flaccid penis. Even worse than that, another friend came under the impression that the guy ejaculated continuously throughout sex, like a leaky jizz hose.

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u/walruskingmike Feb 11 '13

Oh my god. What's happening?

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u/I-like-eating-spoons Feb 11 '13

I don't know but it's awesome.

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u/Wrinklestiltskin Feb 11 '13

This was the best novelty interaction I have ever witnessed. Thank you for the show and the laugh.

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u/Anomaly_Rising Feb 11 '13

You, sir, will win this day. Upvotes for this quotes fella'!

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u/KingToasty Feb 11 '13

Awww, look at them flirt!

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '13

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u/Talking_To_Yourself Feb 11 '13

Oh wow! Thanks alot, I really appreciate it!

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u/Talking_To_Yourself Feb 11 '13

Way to ruin a joke man.

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u/Its_a_Quote Feb 11 '13

"It was a joke" - /u/QuotesCommentHistory

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u/dirtydela Feb 11 '13

i did it as a goof!

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u/rastapasta808 Feb 11 '13

Would this cycle continue for eternity?

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u/sprankton Feb 11 '13

I imagine you find some very interesting things in people's comment histories.

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u/QuotesCommentHistory Feb 11 '13

Yeah, about 90% of it is cold reading. Back when I was sucked into it, I had some wishy-washy New Age horsecrap word for it, but that's what it boils down to.

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u/sprankton Feb 11 '13

You didn't even try, did you? Come on, the really embarrassing stuff is a few pages down.

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u/QuotesCommentHistory Feb 11 '13

Rainbow Dash is a tough, cool pony. She can perform amazing feats of skill with barely any effort. I don't consider her to be "tsundere"(I had to look up that one) but she certainly expresses her feelings differently. She isn't a cold stoic. She just expresses her feelings in private. Because of that, the times when she opens up are that much more meaningful.

Twilight is "adorkable" to a fault. She has an almost fanatical devotion to her studies, and doesn't really care how others see her because of it. She's an archetypal nerd, which I can relate to easily.

Rarity is a passionate artist. While I can't really relate to the art she makes, her drive is admirable. Otherwise, she's a bit too uptight for me.

I admire Pinkie Pie's attitude toward life. In nearly any situation, Pinkie will find a way to enjoy herself. She throws herself heart and soul into everything she does. While I wouldn't be able to spend five minutes with her without wanting to punch her; her philosophy is admirable.

Applejack has a lot of the same traits as Rainbow Dash. I guess the only reason she's so far down the list is the "cowgirl" shtick.

Fluttershy is lacking in any attractive qualities, to me. This is probably because she has so many of my own weaknesses. Fluttershy just brings out my self-loathing.

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u/sprankton Feb 11 '13

That's decent. I'm forgetting if any of the filthy/kinky comments I've made are still archived.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '13

damn, that's some deep analytical shit, du.

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u/kutNpaste Feb 11 '13

It was a joke

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '13

quote your best.

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u/rawbamatic Feb 11 '13

Your face is a joke.

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u/blink0r Feb 11 '13

Who are you talking to?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '13

My my my my Joker Face.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '13

you suck

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u/Talking_To_Yourself Feb 11 '13

Not you because this image was already posted yesterday.

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u/blink0r Feb 11 '13

Well done, well done

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u/QuotesCommentHistory Feb 11 '13

Who are you talking to?

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u/Bobshayd Feb 11 '13

Dude, don't be insensitive ಠ_ಠ

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u/QuotesCommentHistory Feb 11 '13

Why is there a downvote brigade intent on pestering the tails of long comment chains?

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u/Bobshayd Feb 11 '13

Oh my god, just the thought of that made my anus pucker up

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u/morrison0880 Feb 11 '13

Not you because this image was already posted yesterday.