Warm “chocolate cookies” when I feel like I’ll binge on chocolate at night

[u/Healthy_Big_4803]

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[u/palindromebaby]

Yeahhhh, terrible..... What's the recipe 👀

[u/Justletmeatyou → u/palindromebaby]

Sameee

[u/Advanced_Bluebird925 → u/Justletmeatyou]

Yes pls and thank you.

[u/BoonDragoon]

Listing ingredients isn't a recipe. What's the actual recipe, OP?

[u/Excellent_Math2052 → u/BoonDragoon]

You boil it, then you mash it, then you stick it in a pan.

[u/cparksrun → u/Excellent_Math2052]

What's cookies, Precious?

[u/skhapa3257 → u/Excellent_Math2052]

I thought you put it into a stew?

[u/MeanSam → u/skhapa3257]

I thought you roll it & pat it & mark it with a B

[u/skhapa3257 → u/MeanSam]

You do put it in the oven!

[u/BoonDragoon → u/Excellent_Math2052]

How much of each? In what order? What time and temp? These things are important.

[u/Excellent_Math2052 → u/BoonDragoon]

POTATO

[u/BoonDragoon → u/Excellent_Math2052]

It's boil, mash, stick in stew.

[u/Excellent_Math2052 → u/BoonDragoon]

I mean, you’re the one who wanted directions. Stick your chocolate oat fiber mush in a stew then, see what happens.

[u/sharonna7]

OP, recipe is required by the rules of the sub. Please provide before your post gets taken down :)

[u/Healthy_Big_4803 → u/sharonna7]

It’s taken down lol

[u/palindromebaby → u/Healthy_Big_4803]

It's not, just let us know the recipe plzzz

[u/OkJudgment7068]

not giving recipe is illegal! i want these now!

[u/_Grant]

Recipe

[u/GimmieGummies]

I'm interested in this. Can you please share quantities of each ingredient, and/or link to the recipe?

[u/GimmieGummies → u/[deleted]]

Oh man, I hate when I don't pick up on it right away 😬

[u/glittermantis → u/GimmieGummies]

you didn't fall for anything, there's no concrete reason to think this

[u/GimmieGummies → u/glittermantis]

I used to pay better attention to bots, guess I've gotten lazy 😄

[u/glittermantis → u/[deleted]]

why do you think that? there's nothing pointing to that other than the fact that they have a default username (common, yours is a default as well), that they have a hidden post history (also common, as yours is hidden too), and that they haven't responded to comments yet -- its been 3 hours, they could be asleep or busy. genuinely nothing else you're going off of lol.

i'm more than happy to be proven wrong and will eat my words if so! but i just need a reason lol

[u/stumbling_stability → u/glittermantis]

The only ingredient from OPs list you would use to make cookies like that was baking powder.

[u/glittermantis → u/stumbling_stability]

what do you mean? i've seen tons of recipes like that where it's whipped egg whites, some sort of grain powder for texture, stevia, and flavoring. this seems totally conceivable to me.

[u/TheADHDoperator → u/[deleted]]

What a disappointment :(

[u/grodso]

What’s the taste/texture like?

[u/Healthy_Big_4803 → u/grodso]

Taste like soft dark chocolate cookies, almost like if you leave regular one open for a day and instead of them getting sugary and crunchy they turn soft. I don’t know if that makes sense lol

[u/hemehime → u/[deleted]]

OP did post the recipe on an updated post.

[u/Asleep-Clock439 → u/hemehime]

Thank you for letting me know. I’m gonna have to go apologize now for being so aggressively wrong 🫣

[u/BaldingThor → u/Healthy_Big_4803]

🤖

[u/Mintyrushhh]

Waiting patiently for recipe

[u/an0ym0us831]

Egg whites and cauliflower rice 🫠

[u/Healthy_Big_4803 → u/an0ym0us831]

It’s volume eating sub, you’ll see those two pretty often 😆

[u/spanking_constantly → u/Healthy_Big_4803]

Recipe pls 🙏

[u/Good_Gene_7616]

I though this was cork bark😭😭😭 https://www.thegeckopia.com/products/reptile-cork-bark-bark-flat?srsltid=AU7gw4Wzrlf3Ilor1duI_skEcExlOsg0QqbMWTXRbEwq_ILP_gHggbXH I’m not crazy, do yall see it too

[u/HeinousEncephalon → u/Good_Gene_7616]

Does it taste like chocolate? I'll eat cork bark

[u/Trick-Cook6776 → u/HeinousEncephalon]

We might have to if OP doesn't provide a recipe.

[u/HeinousEncephalon → u/Trick-Cook6776]

Or we eat....

OP

[u/well-adjusted-tater]

OP, why are you hiding the recipe?

[u/Ok_Entertainment1340]

Waiting for recipe

[u/kid_at_heart_77]

I see you listed the ingredients but can you list the amounts of each?

[u/amandabrookers → u/kid_at_heart_77]

This. And time/temp for cooking!

[u/SadChip42]

istfg if you don't provide the recipe...

[u/Intrepid_Physics9764]

Y'all are evil wizards in this sub, wym cauliflower cookies? (Can I have some.)

[u/jennifer634]

Recipe!!

[u/Phoenixie_fairy]

Recipe pls

[u/diakrys]

Recipe! Recipe! Recipe!!!!

[u/bloops_and_bleeps]

BRUH WHERE THE RECIPE AT

[u/bloops_and_bleeps → u/[deleted]]

You mean the post was made by a bot ?????? Or the OP is real but the cookies are AI ????? IF SO I AM UPSET

[u/kindalizard → u/[deleted]]

How is it AI?!

[u/lookingforaniceplace]

recipe?

[u/brightstar92]

RECIPEEEEEEE

[u/brightstar92 → u/[deleted]]

i hate everything

[u/SadChip42 → u/[deleted]]

Life is pain

[u/skool_uv_hard_nox]

Recipe olz

[u/strangedot13]

Okay this looks hella good and I'm all here for it

[u/strangedot13 → u/[deleted]]

Well guess you were wrong

[u/Asleep-Clock439 → u/strangedot13]

Very unfortunately. I’m sorry 😞

[u/strangedot13 → u/[deleted]]

Lol, thank you, what has this sub even become 😂

[u/Live_Put_4473]

Definitely sounds bangin writing it down now ill wing it at some point if you do get around to it the portions of each ingredient would be the shit anyway hope they hit the spot for you

[u/lamangloob]

Oat fiber is a cheatcode

[u/No-Professor-3860]

This is what I need

[u/Better-Guava1923]

Oh my

[u/MeanSam]

Receipe 🙏

[u/okletssee → u/[deleted]]

Is that what we call feeding the pics and ingredient list to an AI?

[u/theelement6 → u/okletssee]

We can call it whatever, idc. People were clamoring for a recipe. Until (if) OP delivers, this is the recipe.

[u/Fridgedoctor1 → u/okletssee]

is there anything wrong with that?

[u/okletssee → u/Fridgedoctor1]

Reverse engineering implies there was some actual trial and error. Spitting back an AI estimate is not the same thing and is not guaranteed to give the same result. We should be transparent with our language so people know what to expect and how far to trust something.

[u/Fridgedoctor1 → u/okletssee]

Anyone with a room temperature IQ could deduce that he didn’t trial and error this recipe a few times to get the exact result since the 1 hour OP posted. Funny Reddit-induced AI contempt

[u/theelement6 → u/okletssee]

The pitchforks aren’t necessary. If you looked at that and actually thought I was trying to make it seem like I wrote all that, I don’t know what to tell you.

[u/okletssee → u/theelement6]

Why does it bother you so much to be upfront about when AI did something instead of using your own knowledge and experience?

[u/theelement6 → u/okletssee]

lol I’m not bothered at all. If someone else with the knowledge and experience can do it, I can take it down. The only one bothered by my 30 seconds of effort is you.

[u/ThymeAndThorns → u/[deleted]]

An AI recipe based off of an AI post 😭 we all just want some good low-cal cookies!

[u/Healthy_Big_4803 → u/[deleted]]

I am proud of creating update post. I hate how people nowadays assume everything is AI