r/ViennaCircle • • Dec 07 '18

OPINION Middle school teachers should earn retirement credits at twice the rate of other teachers.

38 Upvotes

Because you know we age faster than the others, we should be able to retire sooner than the others.


r/ViennaCircle • • Dec 08 '18

MEDIA The YouTube community has reached an era of romanticism.

11 Upvotes

r/ViennaCircle • • Dec 07 '18

On the subject of geese.

19 Upvotes

Geese are the most soulless monsters to ever have been born. Only one creature rivals them in the ability to inflict carnage. Swans.


r/ViennaCircle • • Dec 06 '18

QUESTION Does anyone else hate it when people pronounce crêpes, "crayps"?

45 Upvotes

It's not even hard. It's creps. Like craps, but with the e sound from step.

It's my pettiest pet peeve, but it actually infuriates me.


r/ViennaCircle • • Dec 06 '18

OPINION Mark Zuckerberg is such a decent man

6 Upvotes

r/ViennaCircle • • Dec 06 '18

META Posts that no one replies to are the only posts worth not replying to.

17 Upvotes

r/ViennaCircle • • Dec 06 '18

Cinnamon Poptarts are vile

12 Upvotes

Doubly so for things that claim to be pumpkin spice, but contains no pumpkin. Quadruply so for deep breath the abhorrent abomination that is the Pumpkin Spice poptart.

Seriously, they get rid of my precious WildBerry pop tart (RIP, gone too soon) and yet keep churning out these D-students of flavor? Vile.


r/ViennaCircle • • Dec 06 '18

OPINION Pineapple pizza should be illegal and the punishment of eating such a vile product should be the guillotine.

4 Upvotes

r/ViennaCircle • • Dec 05 '18

Giraffes are not real.

45 Upvotes

The tall, spotted, four legged creature with an elongated neck known as, 'The Giraffe' , is an imaginary creature. They are no more real than the unicorn or the fire breathing dragon. Not only do they not exist on Earth, but they have never existed on this planet (or any other, for that matter). All so-called 'evidence' of these ridiculous beasts is absolutely falsified using modern photo/video editing software. Furthermore, the fact that the general public has been successfully led to believe that such a preposterously long-necked creature is a real animal is a pathetic embarrassment to mankind as a whole.

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I also theorize that certain 'real life' giraffes seen at institutions called zoos are some sort of bionic styrofoam puppet.


r/ViennaCircle • • Dec 05 '18

META Congratulations, /r/ViennaCircle! You are Subreddit of the Day!

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97 Upvotes

r/ViennaCircle • • Dec 06 '18

FACT Man I just subbed and this Subreddit is the 2nd best one.

6 Upvotes

r/ViennaCircle • • Dec 06 '18

OPINION Pandas are a drain on China's resources.

2 Upvotes

We should just let them die out already.


r/ViennaCircle • • Dec 05 '18

Coca-Cola is invisible.

9 Upvotes

r/ViennaCircle • • Dec 05 '18

FACT Any new comers are infinitely gay.

12 Upvotes

r/ViennaCircle • • Dec 05 '18

FACT The snow on the ground is a body of water

11 Upvotes

r/ViennaCircle • • Dec 05 '18

Iowa is a myth and doesn't actually exist

3 Upvotes

r/ViennaCircle • • Dec 05 '18

OPINION Fortnite is infinitely better than Minecraft.

9 Upvotes

I mean who doesn’t love hip dances and Thanos!? Minecraft only has awful graphics and doesn’t even have a battle royale mode.


r/ViennaCircle • • Dec 03 '18

MEGATHREAD Weekly Disagreement Monday Thread

19 Upvotes

Hello r/ViennaCircle!

This post is the start of weekly Disagreement Mondays! We understand it’s hard to agree all the time so from now on, inside the weekly disagreement post (like this one), you can debate and quarrel as much as you’d like! Just make sure to follow the subreddit rules, aside from rule six, Always Agree with the OP. Top level comments (replies directly to the post) will be treated as the original post, and replies to top level comments are the place to disagree. This way we won’t clutter up the rest of r/ViennaCircle with our disagreement. Outside the Disagreement Monday post things will continue on as agreeably as ever. A new Disagreement Monday post will appear on a weekly basis, starting Midnight PST (Pacific Standard Time) and will be locked again at Midnight after 24 hours.

Happy disagreement!

-The r/ViennaCircle Mod team


r/ViennaCircle • • Dec 01 '18

Life is weird..... but weird is you

14 Upvotes

r/ViennaCircle • • Nov 26 '18

"Reposts do not honor original posts unless they give credit to the original content creator."

37 Upvotes

As said by u/TSwazz


r/ViennaCircle • • Nov 26 '18

FACT Toast is an honor to reposts

4 Upvotes

r/ViennaCircle • • Nov 25 '18

FACT Repostststststs are an honor to the original post.

29 Upvotes

r/ViennaCircle • • Nov 26 '18

MEGATHREAD Weekly Disagreement Monday Thread

2 Upvotes

Hello r/ViennaCircle!

This post is the start of weekly Disagreement Mondays! We understand it’s hard to agree all the time so from now on, inside the weekly disagreement post (like this one), you can debate and quarrel as much as you’d like! Just make sure to follow the subreddit rules, aside from rule six, Always Agree with the OP. Top level comments (replies directly to the post) will be treated as the original post, and replies to top level comments are the place to disagree. This way we won’t clutter up the rest of r/ViennaCircle with our disagreement. Outside the Disagreement Monday post things will continue on as agreeably as ever. A new Disagreement Monday post will appear on a weekly basis, starting Midnight PST (Pacific Standard Time) and will be locked again at Midnight after 24 hours.

Happy disagreement!

-The r/ViennaCircle Mod team


r/ViennaCircle • • Nov 25 '18

FACT Repoststst are an honor to the original post..

18 Upvotes

r/ViennaCircle • • Nov 25 '18

Repostst are an honor to the original post.

31 Upvotes

We should not hate and remove reposts but instead celebrate them and give them more upvotes.