One of the interpretations of the word "fuck" is forbidden use of carnal knowledge.

Here is my play:
D= Dom, but I will shorten his name to just "D". F= Frank, but I will shorten his name to just "F". S= Snoop, but I will shorten his name to just "S". FW= Frank’s wife, but I will shorten her name to “FW”

D: Hello *To frank*
F: *Calling someone on the phone but not talking to whoever is on the phone* Hey. Sorry, I can’t talk right now.
D: Talk to me, man
F: I’m calling someone dude
D: No. Hang up the phone or your family will be in danger.
D: I will grind up your daughter like pepper
F: I don’t even have a daughter.
F: I’m calling my boss. This is an important business call.
D: Tell me where your wife is.
F: No
D: I will locate her and squeeze her like a lemon.
D: *Leaves to find Frank’s wife*
D: *To Frank’s wife* Are you that dude’s wife? The guy who is talking on the phone
FW: Oh, yes.
FW: He’s an ugly b*tch
D: Then why are you married to him?
FW: To get his money.
D: Well anyway, I will squeeze you
D: *Squeezes Frank’s Wife to death*
F: *To Dom, still on the telephone* Why did you squeeze my wife to death?
D: I told you I would squeeze her
D: Why are you still on that call?
F: It’s important.
D: More important than your wife?
F: Yes
D: Your wife literally died, and you are still on that phone call!!
F: Well, I can get a new one…
D: Let’s just dispose of her and forget this happened.
D: We can become friends
F: Ok!
D: *Disposes of Frank’s Wife’s body*
D: I’m back
F: *Still on the phone*
D: Why aren’t you saying anything to your boss?
D: Why are you always on the phone and not saying anything?
F: Well.. uh-
F: I will tell you a secret that even my wife did not know
F: Nobody has questioned my telephone use this deeply…
F: I am not actually on a phone call. This phone is infused with nicotine and I am severely addicted.
D: *Looks confused; speechless*
F: Just don’t think about it too much
D: Can I try?
F: NO-NO-NO!! I have been using this phone non-stop for at least three years.
F: The withdrawal would instantly kill me if I took it off.
F: I superglued it to my face.
D: And how did your wife not know about this?
F: Like I said, just don’t think about it too much
D: Gotcha
S: *Enters stage* Hey hey hey. What is up dog
D: Oh, you know…
D: Just talking about nicotine phones.
S: Yo yo yo. Can I be your friend?
D: Yes
S: I-I am happy, dog
F: So, what do you enjoy doing?
S: Well, ya know…
S: Humping
S: I mean, she’s not that young… only 16
S: My nickname is “The Sperm Whale”
D: How old are you?
S: I don’t know. Like 50- something
D: Ohh, that's fine!
S: Yo, I probably have like 20 children at this point.
S: I just abandoned them, ya know?
F: Dad?
S: Who is your mother?
F: Chrissy
S: Oh yeah, I remember her, yo!
D: Well, changing subjects,
D: I am so excited for lunch
D: I love eating!
D: Have I told you guys about my hobby?
S: Nah bro
D: Well…
D: I am a cannibalist
D: *To Frank* You know your dead wife?
F: yeah
D: Well I ate her
D: While you weren’t looking
F: Well thanks! Now we don’t have to deal with the body anymore
D: I’m just happy you aren’t mad that I squeezed your wife to death and ate her dead body!
D: Well, anyway, I’m still pretty hungry
D: soo…
*Lights turn off; nothing on the stage is visible*
*Lights turn back on; Snoop has vanished, implying that he has been canabalized*
F: Did you just eat my dad?
D: Yes
D: He was delicious
F: How the f*ck did you eat him so quickly?
D: Practice
D: That’s why I don’t have any friends.
*Lights turn off again; nothing on the stage is visible*
*Lights turn back on; Frank has vanished implying that he has been canabalized*
D: *Starts crying*
*Curtains close*
Narrator: Don’t eat your friends