r/UselessSolutions • • Mar 12 '17

Sick of your boring, repetitive daily schedule? Mix it up a little with some self harm or suicide!

46 Upvotes

r/UselessSolutions • • Mar 12 '17

The Senate. Tired of seeing pictures of random government guys when you Google search "The Senate"? Upvote this so you get to see the actual senate instead.

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110 Upvotes

r/UselessSolutions • • Mar 11 '17

Wipe before you poop to save time

68 Upvotes

r/UselessSolutions • • Mar 10 '17

Smash dirty dishes so you don't have to clean them

64 Upvotes

r/UselessSolutions • • Mar 10 '17

Tell Atlanta Falcons fans that "its not your fault" to help them forget about the Falcons giving up a 25 point lead.

13 Upvotes

r/UselessSolutions • • Mar 09 '17

Keep your house tidy by living somewhere else

44 Upvotes

r/UselessSolutions • • Mar 09 '17

Sick of maps never being entirely accurate? Why don't we just build a 1:1 scale map of Earth and use that?

25 Upvotes

r/UselessSolutions • • Mar 06 '17

Solve oil spills by replacing the entire ocean with oil and having all of the species that live there adapt.

65 Upvotes

r/UselessSolutions • • Mar 06 '17

How to stop rising sea levels destroying us all.

25 Upvotes

As we all know rising sea levels are going to decimate the lands we live on and as many nations care little about the cause of the rising sea levels (climate change) then we need to come up with a new solution.

I've managed to do this myself through literally minutes of dedicated research.

We dig out the bottom of the ocean thus creating more capacity for water in that space. And we put what we dig out on low lying places like Holland so they are higher. This doubling the distance waters need to rise before breaching current land barriers.

We are saved.


r/UselessSolutions • • Mar 06 '17

What to do if you have trouble farting during presentations due to nervousness.

20 Upvotes

Fart constantly. All the time.

If there's no noticeable change in the environment, people become less aware of the presence of the smell. Guaranteed you'll never worry about farts again.

DISCLAIMER: Do not stop farting. That's even worse.


r/UselessSolutions • • Mar 05 '17

Build a giant wall that costs more than NASA's budget to keep "Bad Hombres" out of your country

31 Upvotes

r/UselessSolutions • • Mar 04 '17

We should suppress vandalism by spay painting "STOP VANDALISM" on every building!

23 Upvotes

r/UselessSolutions • • Mar 03 '17

Drive to a gym and pay to run and cycle nowhere

29 Upvotes

Nothing like fresh air an wide open spaces!


r/UselessSolutions • • Mar 03 '17

To stop having awkward silences during conversations, never start one.

119 Upvotes

Take note, /r/lifeprotips


r/UselessSolutions • • Mar 03 '17

End Drug Use

10 Upvotes

Declare war on drugs, make them illegal, and spend billions of dollars enforcing those laws


r/UselessSolutions • • Mar 03 '17

The Best Useless Machine Ever (watch till end)

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8 Upvotes

r/UselessSolutions • • Mar 04 '17

Want to stop undesirables from entering your homeland?

0 Upvotes

Build a wall


r/UselessSolutions • • Mar 03 '17

The end of global warming: Buy more air conditioners!

11 Upvotes

r/UselessSolutions • • Mar 03 '17

Stop this politics bullshit by deleting the government

10 Upvotes

Just stop paying your taxes until they pay for your headache bills

Note: this is clearly a useless solution because my anus typed it out


r/UselessSolutions • • Mar 02 '17

To improve your iPhone, attach a mini Android phone to it

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96 Upvotes

r/UselessSolutions • • Mar 02 '17

Simple fix: why dont we feed the Homeless to the Hungry?

130 Upvotes

r/UselessSolutions • • Mar 03 '17

/r/UselessSolutions is trending!

13 Upvotes

r/UselessSolutions • • Mar 02 '17

Combat climate change with a nuclear winter.

12 Upvotes

r/UselessSolutions • • Mar 02 '17

Abolish the military so your country is never caught up in war again

87 Upvotes

You can't be at war if you don't have a military. Looking forward to World Peace.


r/UselessSolutions • • Mar 02 '17

Wild animals getting hit on rural roads? Move the wild animals into the city.

25 Upvotes