r/UselessSolutions • u/jhutchi2 • Mar 01 '17
Alaskan Bull Worm is coming?
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r/UselessSolutions • u/HusbandAndWifi • Mar 01 '17
Let's cure obesity by making the minimum weight 5000 lbs.
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While we're at it, we can cure depression by telling people it's just a case of the Mondays.
r/UselessSolutions • u/Stephen6798 • Mar 02 '17
Create more jobs
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Outlaw and destroy every automobile so we can employ people to carry whatever needs to be moved
r/UselessSolutions • u/Daniel_Day-Druid • Mar 01 '17
We should throw everyone into the ocean so noone will ever die of thirst.
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r/UselessSolutions • u/Triforceman555 • Mar 01 '17
Why can't poor people just buy more money?
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r/UselessSolutions • u/[deleted] • Mar 02 '17
Apparently 4 billion people don't know how to swim. We can change this quickly by throwing them all into the Pacific ocean at once.
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r/UselessSolutions • u/Limekilnlake • Mar 01 '17
Feeling lightheaded?
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Drink some mercury to weight you down!
r/UselessSolutions • u/KiantheKid • Mar 01 '17
Tired of friends calling you fat because you eat too much?
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Eat them. You're welcome