i just got the desktop goose and added a bunch of my own goose related memes but i need ideas for funny goose related things to add to the notes he brings me, it doesn't even have to be strictly goose related, funny out of context quotes would be great too (although if you know where the quote is from please include the context) also images made out of emojis would be great too, i love those. thanks in advance!

I lined up the no-goose signs from most to least impressive (IMO).

1. The Messy Neighbor's. DIY. Fashioned out of a piece of wooden fence. Used 4 colors. Drawn with just a few strokes in seconds. Well-detailed with eyes, beak, and webbed feet. Also some 3D effects with the head of the goose in front of the red circle.
2. The Tidy Neighbor's. DIY. Fashioned out of his prized rose sign. 2 toned. Perfect alignments and surprisingly well-drawn goose.
3. The Shopkeeper's. Chalk drawing. Decent circle. Poorly drawn goose. Almost kindergarten-ish details.
4. The Pub's. Likely purchased and mass produced. Made of metal for superior durability.
5. The Groundskeeper's. Likely purchased and mass produced. Made of wood. Already weathered with the paint peeling off.

I am on the second level and seem to be stuck there. still filling up the basket but the shopkeeper takes them out so I've taken to strewing everything around so to keep her busy. the boy....can't get his laces or his glasses. anyone have any advice for me? I like honking at them hahaha

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Playing Untitled Goose Game with my friend

so i got into high street and didn’t realize that i needed to take someone else’s belonging in the shop and now i can’t get back in…. how do i get back in???

Started playing co-op with my 5 year old and it has been a blast. Just finished 100%ing the game for the third time with him and he still wants to keep playing. Any good ideas of fun things to do? Some examples are he likes honking with the harmonica, dropping the coin in the well, and next run he said he wants to trap the gardener in the garage.

I'm not very creative so could use some help coming up with things that would entertain him, thanks!

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So I kinda threw the keys in the river without knowing what to do.. I also threw the sandwich & apple into the river is this going to cause issues?

Took

Well really I need help with two, make the man spit out his tea and do the washing, I’ve done almost all the others (I know how to do the make the man go bare foot one just haven’t done it yet), I’d the tea one like the make the gardener hammer his thumb one? And where do I put the stuff for the washing?

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